Who Is The Best RvB Villain? is the fifth episode of Red vs. Blue: QvsA. It aired on September 29, 2022.
Characters[]
Reds and Blues[]
- Grif
- Simmons
- Tucker (Voice only)
- Caboose (Voice only)
- Sarge (Voice Mail only)
- Doc (Photo only)
- Washington (Mentioned only)
Other[]
- FredVsBlue (Voice only)
- Boomstick (Voice only)
- Zero (Voice only)
- Director (Mentioned only)
- O'Malley (Mentioned only)
- Meta (Mentioned only)
- Felix (Mentioned only)
- Santa (Mentioned only)
Synopsis[]
This week: Who is the best RvB Villain?
Transcript[]
Simmons: Good morning and welcome to ‘Grimmin' from Ear to Ear’
Grif: The only morning show where we answer your questions about the Halo-based webseries, 'Red vs. Blue.'
Simmons: I'm Simmons and he's Grif.
Grif: Today's question comes from user ‘RosesRRedBluesRDead’ And they ask, who was the best RvB villain?
Simmons: Ooh, great question.
Grif: Even though we both have strong opinions on this--
Simmons: The Director.
Grif: O'Malley. We thought it would be even more fun to open it up to some callers.
Simmons: So go ahead and give us a call at the number on your screen. Let us know what you think.
FredVsBlue (Caller): The Meta, highly-trained freelancer-turned-villain. Power hungry, and the fact that he can't talk makes him that much more intimidating.
Simmons: That's a very good point. Going to be hard to beat that one. Thanks for calling, Fred.
Grif: What would we do without you?
Boomstick (Caller): I think Sarge Is the biggest villain, because what's more villainous than abandoning your child?
Boomstick crying.
Grif: Bummer. Anyone else? Well, looks like we can call this one early then.
Simmons: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast.
Grif: Damn it.
KingT (Caller/Tucker): No question, the best villain was definitely Felix.
Grif: That’s actually a good --
KingT: Fe-licks deez nuts! Bow chicka bow wow!
Grif: Tucker!
Simmons: Hello. You've got Simmons.
ZerosNumberOne (Caller/Zero): When you think about it, the ultimate power, I mean, uh, villain is anyone who actively and gleefully profits off of the endless, needless violence of war. And Grif’s balls!
Grif yelps in pain as he's hit with a traffic cone in the crotch.
S-Dog (Caller/Sarge): Hey, What's up?
Simmons: What? You called us. Who do you think is the best RvB villain?
S-Dog: Hello?
Simmons: Sarge?
S-Dog: Sike! I'm not even here right now.
Sarge laughs.
S-Dog: Leave a message after the beep, ya numbskull.
Grif: How did this voicemail call us? How are they doing this?
Cabose (Caller/Caboose): Babies! Get it?
Grif sighs.
Cabose (Caller/Caboose): O’malley.
Grif: Well, this was a terrible idea. Thanks to ‘RosesRRedBluesRDead’ for the question, I guess.
Simmons: Have a great morning and an even better day.
Gallery[]
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Trivia[]
- According to the credits, this episode was shot on location at Battle Creek.
- Originally, another character was meant to call in to the episode rather than Zero.[1]
- This is the first time Zero has interacted with members of Red Team.
- Grif's shout when hit by the traffic cone is reused audio from the episode Theogeny.
- Sarge's voice mail calls into the show using the name "S-Dog". This is a reference to the episode Tenth Percentile, where Sarge decides he will answer to that name.
- When Caboose calls into the show, his name can be seen misspelled as "Cabose", which is a reference to the many times he's spelled it that way throughout the series.