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Upward Mobility is the first special episode in the Halo 3 Preparations series.

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Synopsis[]

Sarge explains to the Reds about the basis weapon changes in Halo 3. He shows the change in the Needler as an example.

Transcript[]

Fade into Sarge standing before his team.

Sarge: Alright men, as you know we're about to through some serious upgrades around here. Command has asked me to help you prepare for the move from Halo 2 to Halo 3.

The squad cheers in excitement.

Sarge: Now I know that going through these changes can be scary, but as long as you know what to expect, I think you'll be fine. For instance, you may notice that you voice will be getting deeper and that you may find girls slightly less icky. That's perfectly normal.

Simmons: Um sir, I think your giving the wrong speech.

Sarge: What, oh yeah right. (shuffles through papers and clears throat) Got a lot of these things. Is this it? Some of the common side effects you'll notice from Halo 3 are increased appetite, dry mouth, night terrors-

Grif: I don't think so. That sounded like a pharmaceutical speech.

Sarge: Well how about this? Once we get used to our new overlords, I'm sure we'll all appreciate their iron fisted rule.

Simmons: Nope.

Sarge: Deeeeer; flash flood warning until 10:00 P.M?

Simmons: No.

Sarge: Corporate Paradigm shift?

Simmons: No.

Sarge: Hostile takeover?

Simmons: Keep going.

Sarge: Better graphics. New weapons and maps?

Simmons: Okay yeah, that sounds like the right one.

Sarge: Alright here we go. (clears throat) Men, I've been asked by command to get you ready to get you ready for the transition from Halo 2 to Halo 3. So we're going to have a series of lessons of what you can expect. Some of the things you may notice right away in Halo 3 are the better graphics and all the new weapons and maps. We'll be covering those today.

Donut: Uh can I still have the deep voice?

Sarge: No.

Cut to Church spying on the reds through his sniper scope.

Tucker: What are they talking about down there?

Church: I think I heard them say they're doing lay offs or something like that.

Tucker: Woo hoo! Less guys to fight! Wait a second, blue teams isn't doing lay offs right?

Church: Not that I know of.

Tucker: Woo hoo!

Cut back to the reds with Sarge holding a needler.

Sarge: Now I think your all familiar with the needler correct?

Grif: I guess, I never used it.

Simmons: You never used your regular gun either.

Grif: I know, but we're specifically talking about the needler here.

Donut: I've used it all the time!

Simmons: You did?

Donut: What? It matches my armor.

Sarge: There were some complaints about the current revision of the needler.

Sarge fires multiple shots at the Warthogs tires and then they explode doing no damage.

Sarge: Especially in the area in overall firepower.

Simmons: Heh, no kidding.

Sarge pulls out another needler.

Sarge: Luckily the boys upstairs sent along this prototype of the Halo 3 needler. You may notice a slight difference.

Sarge shoots a single needle in the Warthogs tire and it then explodes destroying the vehicle.

Grif: Whoa! Dude dibs on the new needler. I don't even care if I have to wear pink armor to use it.

Donut: This is going to be awesome!

Screen fades to black and reappears with images of a Spartan and Covenant controllers and wireless headset.

Sarge: Today's episode is brought to you by the limited edition Halo 3 Spartan controller.

Elite: Covnenant controller!

Sarge: (groans) And Halo 3 wireless headset. Say goodbye to the clutter of cables. Get out of here cables who need ya! Hey yeah!

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