Red vs. Blue Episode
Sarge in Upgrading PSA
Episode no. 20.5
Airdate October 25, 2010
Running time 2:34
Writer(s) Burnie Burns

Red vs. Blue Revelation
April 1, 2010 - September 13, 2010

  1. For Those of You Just Joining Us
  2. Drink Your Ovaltine
  3. Upon Further Review
  4. Recovering One
  5. Fourth and Twenty
  6. Towing Package
  7. And Don't Call Me Shirley
  8. Perusing the Archive
  9. Backup Plans
  10. This One Goes to Eleven
  11. Restraining Orders
  12. Snooze Button
  13. Battle of the Exes
  14. Reconfiguration
  15. Check Your Local Listings
  16. Standardized Testing
  17. Tenth Percentile
  18. Rally Cap
  19. Reunion
  20. n+1

Upgrading is the fourth main PSA for Revelation.


Sarge and Church walk you through the upgrading process.


Red TeamEdit

Blue TeamEdit


Fade in to Sarge and Church, ...somewhere

Sarge: Hi I'm Sarge from the popular webseries, Red vs Blue.

Church: And I'm one of the other guys.

Sarge: As futuristic warriors and tech enthusiasts, we're often faced with the challenge of deciding whether to upgrade our gizmos, to the latest versions.

Church: So today we present a rare point/counterpointversion of Red vs Blue. When should you upgrade your hardware?

Sgt. Sarge - Counterpoint

Sarge: You'll wanna upgrade as soon as the newest version comes out. Natural Selection tells us that the organism with the best tools, always survives. Take the most dominant predator in history:

Church: Are you talkin' about Tex?

Sarge: I'm talking about velociraptors. Stealthy, cunning- and mean as all get out. For years they dominated the Earth, with their awesome hunting skills.

Church: Frightening.

Sarge: Indeed. Now imagine one of them with the latest smartphones equipped with Bluetooth technology.

Church: Ridiculous.

Sarge: unstoppable.

Sarge's Bulleted List - Dominate Raptor Style

Sarge: Upgrading to the latest hardware as soon as possible, gives you the edge you need to track and kill your enemies.

Track and Kill w/ ease

Sarge: And turn their precious flesh, into vital nutrients.

Pvt. L. L. Church - Counter - Counterpoint

Church: On the other hand, maybe you should consider waiting to upgrade. As you probably know, everyone here in the Halo Universe is about to get a big armor upgrade.

Sarge: Can't wait.

Church: Yeah, me neither. But don't forget-

Title Goes Here - Early Adoption Blues

Church: During the Reach beta, Caboose upgraded his armor to the invisibility version, and now that the beta is over, he can't turn it off.

A voice of Caboose is heard.

Caboose: Hello. Nice to see everyone, I wish everyone could see me.

Sarge: Oh he's invisible! I kept hearing his voice and thought I was just going crazy.

Caboose: Sigh.

Church: Don't worry Caboose, once the game comes out, I'm sure there will be a way to shut it off.

Caboose: Ah, good. I need sleep.

Sarge: Sleep? When that game comes out, I won't sleep for a week!

Church: Yeah, no it's not that it's just that he's having trouble sleeping because he can see through his eyelids now.

Sarge: Oh. ...That's creepy.

Church: I'm positive they'll fix it with a patch though, er- something. Right Caboose? Caboose? Where'd you go?

Caboose: I'm over here.

Church: God dammit, we need to put a bell on you man.

Sarge: A plain ol' bell, no way! Get the latest bell. It has wireless speakers and eighteen different bell tones. Plus every time it rings, an Angel gets an eagle greeter.

Church: No way, I'm not gonna upgrade his bell now. You know there's just gonna be a better version of one next year.

Caboose: Oh, you're not upgrading?

Church: Not me man, no way.

Caboose: Because I was gonna tell you that they make that chat pad for your controller in black now.

Church: Well... I need to have that.

Sarge: Heh- sure you do buddy.

Church: Really, it's a necessity.

Sarge: Hheheheh. If you say so.


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