Uncharted Territories is special episode of Red vs. Blue that shows off the new maps of Halo 2.
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Synopsis[]
Church and Tucker journey throughout the new maps of Halo 2 to find their parked car.
Transcript[]
Fade in to Sarge, Grif and Simmons running across a building on a snow planet that isn't Sidewinder | |
Simmons: | Let me get this straight, you just gave that guy the flag!? Come on guys I see them, they're over here, let's go get 'em! |
Cut to Tex and the blues, elsewhere on said snow planet | |
Tex: | I figure we have a minute before they find us. |
Church: | That's no good. Hey Tucker, which way is it to Blue Base? |
Tucker: | I dunno. |
Church: | What? But you're our navigator. |
Tucker: | Who said that? And whose idea was it to leave a trail of ice cubes back to the base? In the snow? |
Tex: | Can we hurry this up please, I'm freezing. |
Tucker: | It's not that cold. Watch. Hey Caboose, try sticking your tongue to that flagpole again. |
Caboose: | I, am not falling for that, again. |
Tex: | Hey, if we're lost- |
Church: | We are not lost. We're just taking an alternate unexplored route, that we don't know the location of. |
Tex: | It takes a lot less time if you just say "Lost." |
Church: | No way. |
Tex: | Why don't we just go find someone and ask directions. |
Tucker: | I'm not doing that. |
Church: | No way. |
Tex: | (mockingly) Because you're big strong men? |
Tucker: | No, it's because we're not girls. |
Church: | Oh hey look, a map. |
Tucker: | Cool! |
Church: | You are here. Good! At least now we know where we are. |
Tucker: | I already knew I was here. Thanks for nothing map. |
Tex: | Not getting any warmer guys. |
Church: | Okay, we came in here by the department store, so we need to head back this way to Blue Base. |
Tucker: | We need to go up? |
Church: | Not up, it's North. |
Tucker: | Looks like up. |
Church: | North is always up on a m- look just forget it. I know which way we're going so just follow me. |
Caboose: | I'm not going anywhere. |
Church: | What? |
Caboose: | Uh my mom always said that if I got lost, I should just stay exactly where I am, and she said that she would come and find me. |
Church: | Caboose, you've gotta be kidding me. We need to get back to base, and your mother is not coming. |
Tucker: | I don't know about that, if I see his mom later tonight- |
Church: | Tucker not now! |
Tex: | I'll stay here and guard Caboose. You guys go get the car, and come back and pick us up. |
Church: | Alright fine, we'll be right back. Come on Tucker, let's head North. I mean up- I mean North, God dammit! |
Cut to Church and Tucker in some eerie looking place | |
Tucker: | What is this place, the food court? |
Church: | Yeah I think so, look, they got the whole place color coded. Where did we park? |
Tucker: | I dunno, red? |
Church: | Why would we park in red? |
Tucker: | I don't care. |
Church: | I remember seeing blue when we parked- |
Tucker: | Yeah, that's because we're all blue, and Caboose was sitting on your lap. What does your parking ticket say? |
Church: | I left it in the car. |
Tucker: | What? Someone's gonna break in and steal the ticket to save ten bucks on parking. |
Church: | Have you ever heard about that happening, even once? |
Tucker: | Wait, I remember now, you said you didn't wanna pay ten dollars to park in here, so we parked out on the street. |
Church: | Oh right, I am cheap. Alright, come on, let's take the teleporter. |
They run through the teleporter and emerge somewhere else, just like they expected | |
Tucker: | What the hell is this? |
Church: | I think it's a water park. |
Tucker: | Cool, thank God I wore my bikini briefs today. |
Church: | Tucker... |
Tucker: | Just kidding. (under breath) I don't even wear underwear. |
Church: | Thanks for the uh, mental picture you just painted there pal. |
Tucker: | Man, this Blue Base is way better than our base. We should move here. |
Church: | Yeah it's nice. |
Tucker: | Look at all that water. The Red side didn't have any water. |
Church: | I guess. |
Tucker: | What an advantage! We could slowly dehydrate the Reds and when they come over to get a drink,Bam! |
Church: | When did you start thinking strategically? |
Tucker: | Ah, I just like being mean to people. |
Cut to Church and Tucker in a city street | |
Church: | Okay, now this looks familiar. |
Tucker: | Yeah, that's what you've been saying for seven blocks. |
Church: | Ah ha! There's the car. I knew it. |
Tucker: | I bet Tex and Caboose have died from starvation by now. Hey look, a yogurt shop, awesome! |
Church: | I don't think they're open Tucker! |
Tucker: | I think you're right, let's break in. |
Church: | I'm not breaking in to a store to get you free yogurt. Come on, let's go. |
Tucker: | I can see the sprinkles. Sprinkles Church, seriously. |
Church starts up the car | |
Church: | Yeah that's great, now come on, let's go. We'll come back after we pick them up. |
Tucker: | Hey can I drive? |
Church: | Uh, let me think about that for a minute NO. |
Tucker: | Alright, I'll just work the horn then. |
Church: | Stop it. |
Trivia[]
- The maps explored in this video are from the Killtacular Map Pack DLC and the Bonus Map Pack DLC, both released on April 25, 2005.