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Uncharted Territories is special episode of Red vs. Blue that shows off the new maps of Halo 2.

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Synopsis[]

Church and Tucker journey throughout the new maps of Halo 2 to find their parked car.

Transcript[]

Fade in to Sarge, Grif and Simmons running across a building on a snow planet that isn't Sidewinder
Simmons: Let me get this straight, you just gave that guy the flag!? Come on guys I see them, they're over here, let's go get 'em!
Cut to Tex and the blues, elsewhere on said snow planet
Tex: I figure we have a minute before they find us.
Church: That's no good. Hey Tucker, which way is it to Blue Base?
Tucker: I dunno.
Church: What? But you're our navigator.
Tucker: Who said that? And whose idea was it to leave a trail of ice cubes back to the base? In the snow?
Tex: Can we hurry this up please, I'm freezing.
Tucker: It's not that cold. Watch. Hey Caboose, try sticking your tongue to that flagpole again.
Caboose: I, am not falling for that, again.
Tex: Hey, if we're lost-
Church: We are not lost. We're just taking an alternate unexplored route, that we don't know the location of.
Tex: It takes a lot less time if you just say "Lost."
Church: No way.
Tex: Why don't we just go find someone and ask directions.
Tucker: I'm not doing that.
Church: No way.
Tex: (mockingly) Because you're big strong men?
Tucker: No, it's because we're not girls.
Church: Oh hey look, a map.
Tucker: Cool!
Church: You are here. Good! At least now we know where we are.
Tucker: I already knew I was here. Thanks for nothing map.
Tex: Not getting any warmer guys.
Church: Okay, we came in here by the department store, so we need to head back this way to Blue Base.
Tucker: We need to go up?
Church: Not up, it's North.
Tucker: Looks like up.
Church: North is always up on a m- look just forget it. I know which way we're going so just follow me.
Caboose: I'm not going anywhere.
Church: What?
Caboose: Uh my mom always said that if I got lost, I should just stay exactly where I am, and she said that she would come and find me.
Church: Caboose, you've gotta be kidding me. We need to get back to base, and your mother is not coming.
Tucker: I don't know about that, if I see his mom later tonight-
Church: Tucker not now!
Tex: I'll stay here and guard Caboose. You guys go get the car, and come back and pick us up.
Church: Alright fine, we'll be right back. Come on Tucker, let's head North. I mean up- I mean North, God dammit!
Cut to Church and Tucker in some eerie looking place
Tucker: What is this place, the food court?
Church: Yeah I think so, look, they got the whole place color coded. Where did we park?
Tucker: I dunno, red?
Church: Why would we park in red?
Tucker: I don't care.
Church: I remember seeing blue when we parked-
Tucker: Yeah, that's because we're all blue, and Caboose was sitting on your lap. What does your parking ticket say?
Church: I left it in the car.
Tucker: What? Someone's gonna break in and steal the ticket to save ten bucks on parking.
Church: Have you ever heard about that happening, even once?
Tucker: Wait, I remember now, you said you didn't wanna pay ten dollars to park in here, so we parked out on the street.
Church: Oh right, I am cheap. Alright, come on, let's take the teleporter.
They run through the teleporter and emerge somewhere else, just like they expected
Tucker: What the hell is this?
Church: I think it's a water park.
Tucker: Cool, thank God I wore my bikini briefs today.
Church: Tucker...
Tucker: Just kidding. (under breath) I don't even wear underwear.
Church: Thanks for the uh, mental picture you just painted there pal.
Tucker: Man, this Blue Base is way better than our base. We should move here.
Church: Yeah it's nice.
Tucker: Look at all that water. The Red side didn't have any water.
Church: I guess.
Tucker: What an advantage! We could slowly dehydrate the Reds and when they come over to get a drink,Bam!
Church: When did you start thinking strategically?
Tucker: Ah, I just like being mean to people.
Cut to Church and Tucker in a city street
Church: Okay, now this looks familiar.
Tucker: Yeah, that's what you've been saying for seven blocks.
Church: Ah ha! There's the car. I knew it.
Tucker: I bet Tex and Caboose have died from starvation by now. Hey look, a yogurt shop, awesome!
Church: I don't think they're open Tucker!
Tucker: I think you're right, let's break in.
Church: I'm not breaking in to a store to get you free yogurt. Come on, let's go.
Tucker: I can see the sprinkles. Sprinkles Church, seriously.
Church starts up the car
Church: Yeah that's great, now come on, let's go. We'll come back after we pick them up.
Tucker: Hey can I drive?
Church: Uh, let me think about that for a minute NO.
Tucker: Alright, I'll just work the horn then.
Church: Stop it.

Trivia[]

  • The maps explored in this video are from the Killtacular Map Pack DLC and the Bonus Map Pack DLC, both released on April 25, 2005.

Video[]

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