Red vs. Blue Episode
"The #1 Movie in the Galaxy: 3"
Sarge and Tucker - Live Action
Episode no. 8
Airdate June 26, 2016 (sponsors)
June 27, 2016 (RT Users)
July 3, 2016 (public)
Running time 3:55
Writer(s) Freddie Wong
Director(s) Freddie Wong

Red vs. Blue Season 14
May 15, 2016 - October 23, 2016

  1. Room Zero
  2. From Stumbled Beginnings
  3. Fifty Shades of Red
  4. Why They're Here
  5. The Brick Gulch Chronicles
  6. Orange is the New Red
  7. Invaders from Another Mother
  8. The #1 Movie in the Galaxy: 3
  9. Club
  10. Call
  11. Consequences
  12. Fight the Good Fight
  13. Meta vs. Carolina: Dawn of Awesome
  14. Grey vs. Gray
  15. Caboose's Guide to Making Friends
  16. Head Cannon
  17. Get Bent
  18. Red vs. Blue: The Musical
  19. Mr. Red vs. Mr. Blue
  20. RvB Throwdown
  21. The Triplets
  22. The "Mission"
  23. Immersion: The Warthog Flip
  24. Red vs. Blue vs. Rooster Teeth

The #1 Movie in the Galaxy: 3 is a special episode of Red vs. Blue and the eighth episode of Red vs. Blue: Season 14. It aired on June 26, 2016 for sponsors, June 27th, 2016 for Rooster Teeth site users, and July 3, 2016 for the general public.


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Vic: Hey, compadres! Now, it wouldn't be a season of Red vs. Blue without a PSA. That's when our cast takes a moment to break character. Talk directly with the audience about some real important cultural issues like voting, tax evasion, STD tests aaand the true meaning Christmas. not one of those PSAs.

Title appears on the screen

The #1 Movie In The Galaxy: 3

Cut to a trailer rating.

 The following preview has been APPROVED for

                                                   APPROPRIATE  AUDIENCES

                                   By the Motion Picture Association of the Universe inc.

                                          THE FILM ADVERTISED HAS BEEN RATED

                                                PG-13 - Parents strongly cautioned

                                 Some material may be totally rad for children under 13

                                               Non-stop Sci-fi action and teabagging

Cut to a live action shot of Tucker staring out at a desert.

Voice: Who was he?

Tucker raises his head.

Sarge: Some called him a hero...

Cut Tucker in an action scene. 

Fade to Sarge and Tucker watching a burning city.

Sarge: I called friend.

Cut to a golden logo that reads "Non Mea Culpa" and " MJC" with Caboose in the center.

Cut an FDD Media Group logo

Cut to a "Red Base Entertainment" logo.

Cut to Tucker walking in front of a line of soldiers.

Grif: He's assembling an army.

Tucker raises his sword and the soldiers cheer.

Cut to Grif and Sarge talking.

Grif: If we don't stop him now, there won't be any universe left for us to save.

Sarge: Then we're gonna need some help.

Cut to Sarge assembling his own army.

Sarge: Listen up, cupcakes! I hope you brought your wallets, 'cause the rent in hell gets paid in advance!

The soldiers cheer. Cut to a shot of Tucker's men walking away from an explosion.

Cut to Sarge's men watching a cruiser and several dropships appear in the sky.

Rapid cuts of an action sequence. Explosions go off, a soldier mourns a fallen comrade and another soldier helps an injured one on his shoulder.

Cut to several random soldiers with celebrity credits: Tom Cruise, Robert Downey Jr., Johnny Depp, Chris Pratt, Jackie Chan, Brad Pitt, Adam Sandler, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson, Mark Wahlberg, Channing Tatum, Katy Perry, Jaden Smith, Alejandro G. Inarittu, Dolph Lundgren, Tilda Swinton, Xzibit, Dennis Rodman.

Cut to Tucker. "Vin Diesel as Tucker".

Cut to Sarge. "Matthew McConaughey as Sarge".

Cut to black.

Tucker: Sarge!

Cut to Sarge and Tucker revving up dirtbikes across a battlefield from each other.

Tucker: You should have killed me when you had the chance-

Sarge: This ain't over yet-

Tucker: Only one of us is gonna make it out alive-

Sarge: It's never too late to die-

Tucker & Sarge: *Overlapping movie trailer cliche monologues*

Tucker: -watch you die!

The two take off on their bikes, charging towards each other. Ready to joust with energy sword vs. shotgun.

The two leap from their bikes and collide with each other in mid-air as an explosion goes off behind them.

Cut to black. Cut to the title with an Inception-esque trailer noise.

                                                             SARGE V. TUCKER 

                                                               ORIGIN OF SIN

                                                  The final chapter of the Sarge trilogy

Cut to the reds and blues watching the trailer in a theater.

Simmons: Holy shit, that was off the hooook!

Sarge: They...butchered my movie!

Grif: What!? No way! That looks dope as hell.

Donut: Did Brad Pitt lose weight? It looks like he lost weight.

Simmons: I cannot wait for that!

Tucker: Hell yeah! I've already pre-ordered my tickets.

Sarge: It was supposed to be a tone piece about the nature of war! And that McConaughey guy is a total miscast for me. The guy has no shoulders! 

Wash: Seriously!? That whole thing seemed right up your alley.

Sarge: Clearly, you just don't understand my refined tastes, Agent Washington.

Tucker: Yeah, and I can't wait to see what they did with my character.

Wash: It's not even the real you! It turns out to be an evil clone.

Tucker: Dude! Spoilers!

Caboose runs into the theater.

Caboose: Bah! Did I miss the "Sarge Three colon Final Sarge colon Revelations" trailer?

Simmons: Yeah, you did. Idiot.

Sarge: I could've been the Bertolucci of my generation!

Caboose: Ah, man that- that's the whole reason I bought tickets to this movie in the first place!

Announcer: And now for our feature presentation.

Fade to black.

Donut: Whoohoo! Lazer Team 3! 

Wash: Hey, shut up!

Donut: Ooh! Sorry.




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