The Greatest Episode EVER was a special episode of Red vs. Blue, available only to sponsors or on the Season 3 DVD and produced solely by Gustavo Sorola while the rest of the production crew had been out of town. It was later made available to the public on the Red vs. Blue YouTube channel on March 17, 2015.
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This episode continues or replaces the events of episode 45, though is non-canon, and features paper cutouts as characters while portraying Simmons as a hero.
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Note on screen: "Geoff and Burnie both left town, and I didn't have a script, so I made this episode by myself. Enjoy. Love, Gus"
Handwritten opening cards are held in front of the camera.
Paper characters on popsicle sticks are held up.
O'Malley: Yes, in addition to the two turrets outside this doolally also has an incredibly large sink perfect for scrubbing the weather machine clean and reconstructing it!
O'Malley laughs.
Doc: Oh, I hope the water softener is still in working condition.
Lopez: No más soy un cabeza sin cuerpo [I am no longer a head without a body].
O'Malley: The only thing that could possibly spoil our plans would be if that the bothersome Simmons came along and destroyed us all.
Doc: Not Simmons! He is without a doubt the mightiest of the Red Army. We stand no chance against him!
Lopez: Si tuviera pies, estaria en temblado [If I had feet, I would be shaking].
O'Malley: Let us fortify the laboratory with more turrets. But first things first...
Doc: We should make some cupcakes!
O'Malley: Yes, I mean no, we must create the teleporter in order to strike at the very heart of our enemies!
O'Malley laughs.
Cut to Donut and Sarge by a container of orange juice.
Donut: Boy, Sarge I sure am glad we found this ancient artifact filled with orange juice. Now, thanks to its delicious goodness, I have a full supply of blood again.
Sarge: Can it, Twinkle Toes, we're in a mighty tight bind here. The only person who can possibly help us fix the Warthog is Simmons.
Cut to the left, with Simmons, Grif, and Caboose now in frame.
Grif: What, you mean that kissass who can't get anything done?
Simmons: I'd love to help, Sarge, but Grif just holds me back. I can't do anything with him around.
Sarge "runs" into frame.
Sarge: Caboose, I think you know what to do. Remember, just like we practiced back in Battle Creek.
Caboose: Right, Sergeant. Karate chop!
Caboose chops Grif, who falls onto the table.
Grif: Oh no! I've been wounded! I'm just so fat and stupid, I can't bear to continue living. Here in the future, I die, and I never got my laser gun!
Simmons: Why thank you, Mister Caboose!
Caboose: I helped.
Cut to just Simmons and Sarge.
Simmons: Okay Sarge, what's the situation?
Sarge: It's not looking good, Simmons. Donut has a bellyache from all the OJ he drank.
Donut (offscreen): Oh, my stomach!
Sarge: And on top of that, Caboose has climbed up in a tree and gotten stuck.
Caboose (offscreen): Help me, Sergeant!
Simmons: Luckily, while we were talking right now, I learned how to fly. Watch me.
Simmons "jumps" into the air.
Sarge: Jumping Jehoshaphat!
Simmons rescues Caboose from a plant.
Caboose: Look, it's Simmons, yay!
Sarge: Simmons you truly are a kingdom man.
Simmons: We have some more trouble Sarge. While I was up there, I saw O'Malley coming this way.
Sarge: What?
O'Malley: Greetings, fools! I'm back and now with the weather machine fully functional I am here to destroy you all!
O'Malley laughs.
O'Malley: I will create a cascade residence using the diabolical machine that will shatter your very bones.
Simmons: Unfortunately, you forgot about me, O'Malley.
Lopez: Es Simmons [It's Simmons].
O'Malley: Drat!
Handwritten Halo attribution and digital credit roll listing Gus as everything, with Frank Kim as assistant director and art assistant.
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- During RTX Sydney 2017, Gus recalled the episode's production. He summed it up as "I've got Windows XP and construction paper, what am I going to do?", and edited it on Windows Movie Maker, not knowing how to use Adobe Premiere.
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