The Spike TV VGA Videos are a set of special episodes of Red vs. Blue, where Sarge and Church get ready to attend the first annual Spike TV Video Game Awards.
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Synopsis[]
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Transcript[]
First Segment[]
Cut to Church talking to Tucker
Church: (to Tucker) So it's kind of a long boring story, but at least now you understand why we can't share soap.
Cut to just Sarge
Sarge: (appears in) Hey you blue maggots.
Cut to Church and Tucker
Tucker: (turns around) Oh great.
Cut to just Sarge
Sarge: I got a message to tell you, fellas. I have to go to this award show in Los Vegas
Grif comes up stairs with excitement
Grif: Yeah! Vegas, baby! Vegas!
Sarge turns around to Grif
Sarge: (to Grif) I told you to stop that!
Cut to just Church
Church: I suppose you walked all the way over here just to rub our noses in it?
Cut to Grif and Sarge
Sarge: No. My superiors think it would be a sign of solidarity if I took one of you blue guys to the award show with me.
Grif: Yeah. Instead of troops in his own army like that makes any sense.
Sarge: (to Grif) It wasn't my decision, Grif! Now, stop your whining!
Grif: Vegas, baby! Vegas.
Sarge: One of you idiots want to tag along?
Cut to just Church
Church: What award show was it? Like the Emmy's?
Cut back to Grif and Sarge
Sarge: Not exactly.
Cut back to just Church
Church: The Oscar's?
Cut back to Grif and Sarge
Sarge: Sorry.
Cut to just Church
Church: The adult entertainment-
Cut back to Grif and Sarge
Sarge: Stop guessing, duck hole. It's Spike TV's first annual Video Game Awards.
Cut back to Church and Tucker
Church: Well, Spike TV is the first network for men, and we are men, so-
Cut back to Grif and Sarge
Sarge: That's debatable.
Cut back to just Church
Church: Alright, I'll go. When do we leave?
Cut back to Grif and Sarge
Sarge: Well technically speaking, the show is December 4th. But uh... We need to leave pronto.
Cut back to just Church
Church: Why are we leaving early? What do you got? Like tickets to the Celine Dion show or something?
Cut back to Grif and Sarge
Sarge: ...
Cut back to just Church
Church: Oh dude, that's true isn't it. I was just joking, but I totally guessed it didn't I.
Cut back to Sarge and Church, but with a teleporter
Sarge: Let's go.
Sarge runs through the teleporter along with Church; Then travel to Los Vegas and look at the lion statue
Church: Man, that is one big freaking lion.
Sarge: Lion? Looks like more like a puma.
Church: What the hell are you talking about?
Sarge: Nevermind. Look, I don't see any reason why we should hangout together. Pretend we're friends. Let's just meet back here on Thursday at nine. I'm gonna go play me some Kano.
The screen fades to black
Church: I will uhh... I guess don't worry about me then. I'll just uhh... check into the hotel, you know, watch some pay-per-view, take a shower. Man, I forgot my soap.
Second Segment (Spike TV Video Game Awards Show)[]
Sarge is standing in front of the Warthog, which is in front of the red base
Sarge: I like to thank the Academy, like to thank my agent, my wife Jenna, and of course, all the nerds.
Cut to just Church
Church: Sarge, what are you doing? We're not here to accept an award.
Cut back to just Sarge
Sarge: So, I guess we're presenting an award.
Cut back to just Church
Church: You mean really higher video game characters to present an award?
Cut back to just Sarge
Sarge: Well, they hired that David Spade.
Cut back to just Church
Church: No. He's probably got a secret sex tape, but one of the producers or something like that.
Cut back to just Sarge
Sarge: Wait a minute, we're not presenting the award we're ain't getting the award. Don't tell me we're one of those filler pieces they used to waste time while the monkeys are backstage getting ready for their trophy parade.
Cut back to just Church
Church: Sarge, what can I tell you. It's a tough business, and we can't all sleep our way to the top like that slut Donkey Kong.
Cut back to just Sarge
Sarge: If you need me, I'll be in the dressing room.
Sarge walks away; Cut back to just Church
Church: Yeah, that's uh... the broom closet there, buddy.
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Trivia[]
General[]
- The opening and closing shows an advertisement that says "Watch Spike TV's first annual Video Game Awards. Thursday, December 4th 9PM ET/PT".
First Segment[]
- Church mentioned by guessing another award shows, the Emmy's and the Oscar's.
- Church also mentions one of Celine Dion concerts.
Second Segment (Spike TV Video Game Awards Show)[]
- Sarge mentioned the Academy awards.
- Sarge and Church mentioned one of the hosts of the first Spike TV's Video Game Awards, David Spade.
- Church mentioned a Donkey Kong reference.
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