Red vs. Blue Episode
"RvB Throwdown"
Sarge Raps
Episode no. 20
Airdate September 18, 2016 (sponsors)
September 19, 2016 (RT users)
September 25, 2016 (public)
Running time 4:43
Writer(s) Jeremy Dooley
Director(s) Jeremy Dooley

Red vs. Blue Season 14
May 15, 2016 - October 23, 2016

  1. Room Zero
  2. From Stumbled Beginnings
  3. Fifty Shades of Red
  4. Why They're Here
  5. The Brick Gulch Chronicles
  6. Orange is the New Red
  7. Invaders from Another Mother
  8. The #1 Movie in the Galaxy: 3
  9. Club
  10. Call
  11. Consequences
  12. Fight the Good Fight
  13. Meta vs. Carolina: Dawn of Awesome
  14. Grey vs. Gray
  15. Caboose's Guide to Making Friends
  16. Head Cannon
  17. Get Bent
  18. Red vs. Blue: The Musical
  19. Mr. Red vs. Mr. Blue
  20. RvB Throwdown
  21. The Triplets
  22. The "Mission"
  23. Immersion: The Warthog Flip
  24. Red vs. Blue vs. Rooster Teeth

RvB Throwdown is a special crossover episode of Red vs. Blue and Rooster Teeth's musical rap series Rooster Teeth Throwdown. It is the twentieth episode of Red vs. Blue: Season 14. It aired on September 18, 2016 for sponsors, September 19th, 2016 for Rooster Teeth site users, and September 25, 2016 for the general public.


Red TeamEdit

Blue TeamEdit


  • Felix (Voice only)
  • Locus (Voice only)
  • V.I.C. (Voice only)
  • Jeremy Dooley (Voice only)


Sarge and Church take part in a rap battle, that also has a special appearance by Felix and Locus.


Vic: Since the beginning, a single question has plagued the minds of Red Vs. Blue fans everywhere. No it's not "Do you ever wonder why we're here?", God knows we've run that one into the ground. Nope. The question is simple: Red Team or Blue Team? Well, clearly there's only one logical way to settle this: a battle of wits... and rhymes. * the words “RvB Throwdown” appear onscreen* Word to your mothers!

Cut to Sarge inside of a recording booth, with Church on the other.

Sarge: Hey there! Hey there recording guy! What's the order of this? This rap battle?

Church: Hey! Hey guys, is he going first or am I going first?

Sarge: Does it go him then me then me then him then me then him me?

Church: It's Red Vs. Blue, so he should go first, he's Red.

Sarge: Or does it go me him him me him him me me me me me him?

Church: "It's the fight of the ages, Red Vs. Blue, by the end of this battle you'll finally see *gibberish*-" What is that? Is that a sentence? Why do we let an Achievement Hunter write this stuff?

Sarge: When do I get my bling? The Warthog needs spinners!

Church: Who's going first in this thing, am I going first? Alright let's do this.



It's the fight of the ages, Red Vs. Blue

Or it would be if anybody cared about you

By the end of this battle you'll finally see

Leader of a real team ain't as easy as it seems to be

You're trying to mold three wimps into men

I run the suit of the biggest badass there's ever been

Your shotgun's primed for a war you've been storming up

But back away my laser face has started warming up

Hate the people on your team you can barely control them

Got your ass kicked by freelancers Sarge, while I owned them

The Director a machine, you're a cadencing schmuck

Can't rap against a ghost, so BOO you motherfuck

My story's what fans and critics adore

I'll sum up yours in one word "snore"

This is all getting real, bitch, this isn't a game

All they call you is Sarge, that's not even a name


Your rap is finally over the fat lady said

I'll kick your ass three times with a left, right, left

Sarge isn't a name, it's superiority

Unlike yours my team respects enough to bury dead me

You got rhymes more fruity than a strawberry Yoo-Hoo

I'll rip you so hard your whole team will go "Blue hoo"

You say you're a leader, oh man that's a riot

This sergeant's loading up to kick you straight in the privates

Red wins, Blue sucks, that's how it's always ended

Wipe this scum from the earth, as God intended

So death to the Blues on that beautiful day

Rotting up like roadkill on a lonely highway




And one day we'll stand around a tattered Blue flag

Stepping on the necks of you broken battered dirtbags

Nothing you can say can stand up to me

So drop, bluetard, and give me infinity


That's cute, look at you, you're thinking you're still relevant

Since Reconstruction hit you're completely insignificant

You're an old has-been who's still trying to prove

He's just as good as he was back in 1952

God damn, I really died for this war?

You're the only one caring about this motherfucking score

If I actually tried, you'd be down in one go

Also Brown-nose, Rust Boat, Wide Load and Delano

Red sucks, deal with it, and let me just remind you that

It's because of me RvB went past season three

You stepped up to a game you can't play

Church is in session so maybe you should stop and pray


Your days are numbered you scruffy nerf herder

I've got a brain full of beats and a boner for murder

A case of blue like yours calls for proper medication

Got a shotgun full of pills for your insubordination

Glory to the Red Team and extra glory to me

I need a proper victory, so who's in charge of confetti?

You're an old computer program with a virus maybe

I'll wipe your hard drive clean with the treads on my Chupababy

We're just better, that's not gonna change

So take a step closer into face stabbing range

Your fall's a matter of "when", not a matter of "if"

My second shell is for you, I'm saving the first for Grif





Oh put away the threats and the knuckle cracks


I told you to stay out of this


Dude, just relax

These guys wanna fight, and hey, we're supporting it

But now we're chiming in on the rhyme


How unfortunate


See we're just better in every way

What you've done in your life, I've done in a day


We're perfectly crafted, cunning killing machines


The two baddest of the mercenary space marines

I'm a supreme know-it-all when it comes to a knife

Close range combat's how I live my life

Then couple me up with an invisible dread


By the time you see me you're already dead


How'd you both get teams following your command


When you can count your IQ on a single hand


I can't believe this fake battle's caused this much fuss

Cause the way I see it


You're just practice for us


Call me Epsilon, the Alpha, and the Director online

RvB is just the tale that my life story designed

When I powered Tucker's suit my tale came to an end

I know that's hard to explain to a dude with no friends!


Friends don't make you smile in this battle-scarred Hell

What made me smile was watching you dissolve yourself

But you did your damned best, so don't take it too hard

But it's time to suck it Blue, you just got Sarged.


  • Church asks "Why did we let Achievement Hunter write this stuff?", referencing the Achievement Hunter division of Rooster Teeth. The writer for the episode, Jeremy Dooley, is presently one of the six primary members of Achievement Hunter.
  • Jeremy had originally written much of this material for a video released on July 3, 2014. On YouTube, it can be found on his channel Achievements4Idiots, under the title Epic Rap Battles of Rooster Teeth #11. Jeremy voices all the characters in that version, which contains verses from Tucker and Simmons instead of Felix and Locus.
  • This episode was aired alongside "Club" at the RvB Panel at RTX 2016.
  • A third Rooster Teeth Throwdown was released on October 31, 2016. This throwdown features Joel Heyman, and Caboose. The video is a Google Play and iTunes exclusive, which can be found here.
  • Sarge calling Church a "scruffy nerf herder" is a reference to Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.


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