Red vs. Blue 360: A Day at the Base is the first episode of Red vs. Blue to utilize YouTube's 360º feature. It aired on November 10, 2016 on YouTube.
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Synopsis[]
In this 360 degree video, Grif and Simmons discuss how they would get away with murder while the Blues get away with the Red Team's flag.
Transcript[]
As Grif and Simmons stand on top of Red Base, Tucker and Church sneak up on the opposite end.
Grif: If you had to get away with murder, how do you think you'd do it?
Simmons: What?
Tucker and Church freeze.
Grif: Like, if you killed someone, how would you cover it up?
Simmons: Why the fuck are you asking that?
Tucker and Church figure out they have not been noticed and continue sneaking.
Grif: What? It's just a question.
Simmons: No it isn't!
Grif: What?
Simmons: That's like asking: Hey, if you're gonna rob someone, how would you do it?
Grif: With clown masks and a hot air balloon.
Simmons: It's just super suspicious.
Tucker clambers over the edge of the pit and lands on the floor of Red Base with an audible thud. Church panics.
Simmons: Wait...Clown masks and a hot air balloon?
Grif: Uh, yeah?
Simmons: Just to rob one guy? I'm not talking about a big bank heist here, ok Grif? It's just one...
Grif: I know, I understand the question.
Tucker gets off the ground.
Simmons: Why the hell would you...
As Grif talks, Church tries to motion to Tucker to grab the flag, but Tucker does not understand.
Grif: Guy walks into a police station and says he was robbed. Cop asks: By who? He says: By a guy wearing a clown mask, that escaped in his hot air balloon! No one's gonna believe that shit. It's the perfect crime!
Simmons: That is the stupidest shit I've ever heard.
Grif: I just don't think you're seeing the big picture here Simmons.
Simmons: Exactly how is one robbery gonna cover the cost of a hot air balloon?
Caboose casually walks up to Tucker and the flag. Church freezes and stares at him in shock.
Grif: Oh, dude, hot air balloons are dirt cheap these days, We've got spaceships and shit! You think anyone's gonna ask for an arm and a leg for some warm air and a basket? Now clown masks on the other hand, those fuckers are pricey. You've gotta buy high quality.
Caboose hands Tucker his gun and picks up the flag.
Simmons: So then umm, how do you pay for the FUCKING CLOWN MASKS?
Grif: YOU DON'T! YOU STEAL IT! You're a Master Fucking Thief in this scenario! Have you not been paying attention to anything I've been saying?
Caboose walks off. Church glares at Tucker, who shrugs and walks off.
Simmons: Oh that's it. I am done. I am done with this conversation. It's stupid. You're stupid. This is a waste of my precious time.
Church flips off Tucker before jumping back behind the base so he can leave.
Grif: What? You've got a better idea?
Simmons: Yeah! You get a gun, you point it at someone. And you tell them to "give me your fucking wallet"!
Simmons aims his gun at Grif to demonstrate. Grif is silent.
Simmons: What?
Grif: Nothin'.
Simmons: Wha-at?
Grif: I'm just sayin, that seemed awfully rehearsed man. It's pretty suspicious behavior.
Simmons: What? What is- What the fuck are you talking about? ME? I wouldn't-
Grif: Woah dude, chill out! No need to shout here! I don't want any trouble!
Simmons: But I'm not-
Grif: Let's just agree to let this go, and I won't tell Sarge.
Simmons: But....
Simmons groans.
Grif: If I was gonna murder someone, I'd dissolve them in acid.
Simmons: OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK?
Fade to black
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Trivia[]
- This the first episode to be filmed in 360º.