Red vs. Blue: Season 5 is the fifth full season of Red vs. Blue. It began airing September 30, 2006. The season continues the story when a ship lands in Blood Gulch, an evil plan is concocted, and friends become enemies; with the addition of two new arrivals: Grif's sister and Tucker's son.

It is the fifth and final installment in The Blood Gulch Chronicles.

Synopsis[edit | edit source]

The fifth season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and marks the end of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Three new arrivals keep the Red and Blue armies on their toes as they fight, bicker and argue for control of the universe's most worthless piece of real estate -- a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. In the riotous conclusion of the series that took the Internet by storm, The Blood Gulch Chronicles return with the usual gang of luckless troops -- joined by a mysterious stranger, a half-alien child, and a crashed ship. Together they discover a hidden world that could finally answer the question, "Why are we here?"

Characters[edit | edit source]

Red Team[edit | edit source]

Blue Team[edit | edit source]

Other[edit | edit source]

Episodes[edit | edit source]

Episode List
# Episode Title Running Time Description
78. You Can't Park Here 6:38 It's the happy day for the Reds and Blues as new arrivals upset everything in Blood Gulch.
79. Got Your Back 4:47 As a tapping noise begins to sound from the ship, Sheila abruptly leaves, forcing Church to retreat to the base. Believing the tapping noise to be Donut the Reds attempt to figure out how to lift the ship.
80. Baby Steps 4:08 Doc introduces Church to Tucker's alien son, Junior, while the Reds continue their plans to rescue Donut.
81. Sibling Arrivalries 4:50 Grif's newly arrived sister gets acquainted with her new friends.
82. The Grif Reaper 4:14 As Caboose attempts to see the new Red soldier using the sniper rifle, Tucker wakes from his coma. Sister explains to the Reds that Command has promoted a soldier and sent her to fill in.
83. In Memoriam 4:16 A very depressing funeral takes place at Blood Gulch Outpost #1, with everyone sharing eulogies.
84. Strong Male Figure 4:15 Church and Tucker admire the new abomination, while Grif reveals to Simmons that Sister is colorblind.
85. Yellow Fever 6:17 In order to keep her safe, Grif confronts the Blues and convinces them to take Sister.
86. Brass Tacks 4:10 Now on the Blue Team, Sister gets a tour of Blue Base and meets its members.
87. The Nesting Theory 4:21 The Blues are attacked by an angry Tex, while Grif and Simmons decide to enter the cave to look for Sarge.
88. Spelunked 3:33 Sarge and Donut go adventuring in the caves, while Tex and Sister have a little chat.
89. The Haystack 4:58 While the Blues decide to reboot Sheila, Grif and Simmons look out for bats and snakes.
90. Terms and Provisions 4:46 While Sarge and Donut find an unconscious Simmons underground, Church and Tex help Caboose with his womanizing skills.
91. Missed Direction 4:56 As the Reds find Grif, who claims that he was questioned by his captors, the Blues execute their plan.
92. Where Credit Is Due 5:15 The Blues decide to transfer Sheila's intelligence program to the ship's on-board computer. Meanwhile, Grif recounts his interrogation.
93. Biting the Hand 5:37 While Tex tells the Blues about her adventures with York, the Red team discover a surveillance system in the cavern.
94. Tucker Knows Best 4:13 After giving his son, Junior, some life lessons, Tucker, along with Church and Tex, go investigate the Red base.
95. Loading... 5:19 The Reds decide to take control of the deserted Blue base. Meanwhile, Sheila, now uploaded into the ship, tells Caboose about Omega's whereabouts.
96. The Wrong Crowd 4:20 While Simmons hears an echo in the cavern and leaves to investigate, Tex interrogates Church.
97. Uncommunicado 6:56 While the Blues are ambushed by Wyoming and Gamma, the Reds find Andy, who tells them that Omega has infected a revived Captain Flowers.
98. Same Old, Same Old 5:50 While Caboose leaves Sheila to go rescue his teammates, Tucker finds out that Wyoming has the ability to time loop.
99. Repent, the End Is Near 6:45 As Omega begins his master plan, the Wyoming clones wreak havoc in Blood Gulch.
100. Why Were We Here? 17:02 In the finale of The Blood Gulch Chronicles, the Reds and Blues attempt to stop Omega at all costs, before he is able to execute his plan of enslaving an entire alien race. It's the end of many things, but it ain't over 'till it's over.

Other Episodes[edit | edit source]

Planning to Fail[edit | edit source]

Grif, Simmons and Sarge share their plans for dealing with a zombie invasion with Doc, while the Blue Team pretends to be zombies to scare the Reds so they can capture the Red flag.

Let's All Go to the Movies[edit | edit source]

Church and Grif present scenarios of common annoyances in movie theaters.

PSA Holiday 2006: You Know What We Mean[edit | edit source]

Simmons and Grif begin to present a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays message but are interrupted by Doc who explains that the holidays can be offensive to many people.

Go, Go Gadget[edit | edit source]

Grif and Simmons complain of the constantly advancing state of current technology, seemingly rendering each device obsolete shortly after release. Sarge argues that the best way for a gadget to remain high-tech is to never make it into the public's hands, and that money should be contributed to items that "don't exist, and hopefully never will". Some examples are HHD DVVDD BVD players, Red-ray discs and MP48s.

Grifball PSA: Rules of the Game[edit | edit source]

Church and Simmons explain the rules and regulations of the new hit sport known as Grifball. And also Sarge is pleased by this sport because you get to kill Grif as many times as you want and, according to Caboose, "It's fun because you get to use a hammer!"

European Machinima Festival: Going Global[edit | edit source]

Church and Tucker introduce a series of RvB videos designed for different countries in Europe (and Japan) and comment on them.

Beta Complex[edit | edit source]

Released in high-definition on the Xbox Live Marketplace and on the general site, Simmons and Sarge, in an attempt to calm down avid fans waiting for the public Beta test of Halo 3, play them a video introduction in which the cast of Red vs. Blue welcome them to the Beta, and point out many of its features as well as possible problems.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • This is the second longest season of the series in terms of episodes, behind Season 14.
  • This is the only season of The Blood Gulch Chronicles not to be remastered. This is due to the season already being produced in high definition.
  • On the DVD re-release, the Warthog song in the final episode is replaced by an original Trocadero composition.

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