Red vs. Blue: Season 1 is the first full season of Red vs. Blue. It first aired on April 1, 2003. The season follows the accounts of the Red Team; which consists of: the stubborn leader, Sarge; the lazy Grif; the so-called "kiss-ass" Simmons; the semi-idiotic but free-spirited Donut; and the Spanish-speaking robot Lopez; and the accounts of the Blue Team; which consists of: the angry de facto leader, Church; the self-proclaimed ladies' man, Tucker; the abnormal and ignorant Caboose; and the Freelancer Tex, who is often associated with the Blue Team.
Its success led to it becoming the first installment of The Blood Gulch Chronicles.
Synopsis[]
The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.
Characters[]
Red Team[]
Blue Team[]
- Tucker (18 episodes)
- Church (16 episodes)
- Caboose (16 episodes)
- Sheila (8 episodes)
- Tex (8 episodes)
- Jimmy (1 episode)
- Mickey (1 episode)
- Sidewinder Blues (1 episode)
Other[]
Early Videos[]
Trailer[]
The very first trailer for the machinima Red vs. Blue.
Episode 0[]
Another early trailer, Episode 0 only has a partial list of Season 1 characters and features extensive combat and violence. Set to Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff", this episode could not be included on the Season 1 DVD for copyright reasons.
Episodes[]
| Episode List | |||||
| # | Episode Title | Release Date (sponsors) | Release Date (public) | Running Time | Description |
| 1. | Why Are We Here? | - | April 1, 2003 | 2:34 | The first episode introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here? |
| 2. | Red Gets a Delivery | - | April 11, 2003 | 3:50 | The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name. |
| 3. | The Rookies | April 18, 2003 | April 20, 2003 | 3:12 | The Red and Blue teams get new recruits: Donut and Caboose. |
| 4. | Head Noob in Charge | April 25, 2003 | April 27, 2003 | 4:20 | Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag", while Donut goes to the "store". |
| 5. | The Package is in the Open | May 2, 2003 | May 4, 2003 | 3:34 | Donut returns from the store with a surprise. |
| 6. | 1.21 Giga-Whats?? | May 9, 2003 | May 11, 2003 | 3:24 | While the Blues go through the teleporter, the Reds use the Warthog to get the upper hand. |
| 7. | Check Out the Treads on That Tank | May 23, 2003 | May 25, 2003 | 3:28 | While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank for a rescue. |
| 8. | Don't Ph34r the Reaper | May 30, 2003 | June 1, 2003 | 3:19 | Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences. |
| 9. | After Church | June 6, 2003 | June 8, 2003 | 3:14 | Sarge brings the cavalry, and Caboose gets stuck inside the tank. |
| 10. | A Shadow of His Former Self | June 20, 2003 | June 22, 2003 | 5:26 | Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than what he bargained for. |
| 11. | Knock, knock. Who's there? Pain. | June 27, 2003 | June 29, 2003 | 4:11 | Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring Donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons. |
| 12. | Down, but not Out | July 11, 2003 | July 13, 2003 | 4:15 | Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend while the Red Team airlift a severely injured Donut back to headquarters. |
| 13. | Human Peer Bonding | July 18, 2003 | July 20, 2003 | 3:37 | Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains his rescue plan to the Blues. |
| 14. | Roomier Than it Looks | August 1, 2003 | August 3, 2003 | 6:03 | The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex, with Caboose, inadvertently, shooting "Sarge" in the head. |
| 15. | How the Other Half Lives | August 8, 2003 | August 10, 2003 | 4:34 | Sarge and Church meet up in a spiritual realm and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif. |
| 16. | A Slightly Crueler Cruller | August 15, 2003 | circa August 17, 2003 | 4:54 | Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks. |
| 17. | Points of Origin | August 29, 2003 | August 31, 2003 | 4:30 | Tex helps the Blues by fixing their tank, while Lopez makes himself "heard". |
| 18. | SPF 0 | September 12, 2003 | September 14, 2003 | 4:22 | Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack. |
| 19. | Last One Out, Hit the Lights | September 26, 2003 | September 28, 2003 | 5:31 | Tex initiates her attack on the Reds, until Donut bravely puts a stop to her. |
Other Episodes[]
W.M.D.[]
PSA #1. Guns don't kill people, W.M.D's do.
Armor Cleaning[]
PSA #2. Shortest PSA ever? You bet!
The E3 2003 Video: BGC E3 Short[]
The two teams gather in the Red Base to watch the Halo 2 announcement trailer and comment on it.
The New York Video Festival 2003 Video: I Love Blood Gulch[]
Tucker and Church go to the New York Video Festival.
Tattoo Point/Counterpoint[]
PSA #3. Should you get a tattoo?
The PDC[]
PSA #4. The Reds and Blues discuss the Microsoft PDC.
The RvBIAA[]
PSA #5. Church, Donut, and Grif say how they are the most popular site, ever.
Gallery[]
External links[]
- Red vs. Blue Official Site
- YouTube Remastered Season Playlist
- YouTube Remastered Complete Season
- Red vs. Blue Wikipedia Page
Videos[]
Remastered Trailer[]
Outtakes[]
