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Red vs. Blue: Season 1 is the first full season of Red vs. Blue. It first aired on April 1, 2003. The season follows the accounts of the Red Team; which consists of: the stubborn leader, Sarge; the lazy Grif; the so-called "kiss-ass" Simmons; the semi-idiotic but free-spirited Donut; and the Spanish-speaking robot Lopez; and the accounts of the Blue Team; which consists of: the angry de facto leader, Church; the self-proclaimed ladies' man, Tucker; the abnormal and ignorant Caboose; and the Freelancer Tex, who is often associated with the Blue Team.

Its success led to it becoming the first installment of The Blood Gulch Chronicles.


The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.


Red Team[]

Blue Team[]


Early Videos[]


The very first trailer for the machinima Red vs. Blue.

Episode 0[]

Another early trailer, Episode 0 only has a partial list of Season 1 characters and features extensive combat and violence. Set to Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff", this episode could not be included on the Season 1 DVD for copyright reasons.


Episode List
# Episode Title Running Time Description
1. Why Are We Here? 2:34 The first episode introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?
2. Red Gets a Delivery 3:50 The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.
3. The Rookies 3:12 The Red and Blue teams get new recruits: Donut and Caboose.
4. Head Noob in Charge 4:20 Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag", while Donut goes to the "store".
5. The Package is in the Open 3:34 Donut returns from the store with a surprise.
6. 1.21 Giga-Whats?? 3:24 While the Blues go through the teleporter, the Reds use the Warthog to get the upper hand.
7. Check Out the Treads on That Tank 3:28 While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank for a rescue.
8. Don't Ph34r the Reaper 3:19 Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.
9. After Church 3:14 Sarge brings the cavalry, and Caboose gets stuck inside the tank.
10. A Shadow of His Former Self 5:26 Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than what he bargained for.
11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pain. 4:11 Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring Donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.
12. Down, but not Out 4:15 Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend while the Red Team airlift a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.
13. Human Peer Bonding 3:37 Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains his rescue plan to the Blues.
14. Roomier Than it Looks 6:03 The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex, with Caboose, inadvertently, shooting "Sarge" in the head.
15. How the Other Half Lives 4:34 Sarge and Church meet up in a spiritual realm and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.
16. A Slightly Crueler Cruller 4:54 Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.
17. Points of Origin 4:30 Tex helps the Blues by fixing their tank, while Lopez makes himself "heard".
18. SPF 0 4:22 Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.
19. Last One Out, Hit the Lights 5:31 Tex initiates her attack on the Reds, until Donut bravely puts a stop to her.

Other Episodes[]


Guns don't kill people, W.M.D's do.

Armor Cleaning[]

Shortest PSA ever? You bet!

Tattoo Point/Counterpoint[]

Should you get a tattoo?

Hey, Time Out[]

The Reds and Blues discuss the Microsoft PDC.

The RvBIAA[]

Church, Donut, and Grif say how they are the most popular site, ever.

The New York City Film Festival 2003 Video: I Love Blood Gulch[]

Tucker and Church go to the 2003 Machinima Film Festival in New York City.

The E3 2003 Video: BGC E3 Short[]

The two teams gather in the Red Base to watch the Halo 2 E3 2003 trailer and comment on it.

The G-Phoria Awards Show 2003 Video: G4ia Awards Show[]

Church prepares to attend the G4ia Awards Show.


External links[]


Remastered Trailer[]