|Red vs. Blue Season One|
|Filmed using||Halo: Combat Evolved|
|Genre||science fiction; comedy|
|Running time|| 78 min. (episodes)|
73 min. (DVD)
|Created by|| Burnie Burns|
|Voices|| Burnie Burns|
|Release(s)||April 1, 2003 – September 26, 2003|
|No. of episodes||19|
Season 1 of the machinima web series Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles first aired on April 1, 2003. The season follows the accounts of the Red Team; which consists of: the leader, Sarge; the lazy Grif; the so called "kiss ass" Simmons; and the semi-idiotic but free-spirited Donut; and the accounts of the Blue Team; which consists of: the de facto leader, Church; the self-proclaimed ladies' man, Tucker; the clueless and ignorant Caboose; and the Freelancer Tex who is often associated with the Blue Team. It is the first full season of Red vs. Blue.
The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.
- Tucker (18 episodes)
- Church (16 episodes)
- Caboose (16 episodes)
- Sheila (8 episodes)
- Tex (8 episodes)
- Jimmy (1 episode)
- Mickey (1 episode)
- Sidewinder Blues (1 episode)
Another early trailer, episode 0 only has a partial list of season 1 characters and features extensive combat and violence. Set to Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff", this episode could not be included on the season 1 DVD for copyright reasons.
|#||Episode Title||Running Time||Description|
|1.||Why Are We Here?||2:34||The first episode introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?|
|2.||Red Gets a Delivery||3:50||The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.|
|3.||The Rookies||3:12||The Red and Blue teams get new recruits: Donut and Caboose.|
|4.||Head Noob in Charge||4:20||Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag", while Donut goes to the "store".|
|5.||The Package is in the Open||3:34||Donut returns from the store with a surprise.|
|6.||1.21 Giga-Whats??||3:24||While the Blues go through the teleporter, the Reds use the Warthog to get the upper hand.|
|7.||Check Out the Treads on That Tank||3:28||While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank for a rescue.|
|8.||Don't Ph34r the Reaper||3:19||Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.|
|9.||After Church||3:14||Sarge brings the cavalry, and Caboose gets stuck inside the tank.|
|10.||A Shadow of His Former Self||5:26||Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than what he bargained for.|
|11.||Knock, knock. Who's there? Pain.||4:11||Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring Donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.|
|12.||Down, but not Out||4:15||Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend while the Red Team airlift a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.|
|13.||Human Peer Bonding||3:37||Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains his rescue plan to the Blues.|
|14.||Roomier Than it Looks||6:03||The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex, with Caboose, inadvertently, shooting "Sarge" in the head.|
|15.||How the Other Half Lives||4:34||Sarge and Church meet up in a spiritual realm and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.|
|16.||A Slightly Crueler Cruller||4:54||Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.|
|17.||Points of Origin||4:30||Tex helps the Blues by fixing their tank, while Lopez makes himself "heard".|
|18.||SPF 0||4:22||Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.|
|19.||Last One Out, Hit the Lights||5:31||Tex initiates her attack on the Reds, until Donut bravely puts a stop to her.|
Guns don't kill people, W.M.D's do.
PSA 2: Armor CleaningEdit
Shortest PSA ever? You bet!
Should you get a tattoo?
PSA 4: Hey, Time OutEdit
The Reds and Blues discuss the Microsoft PDC.
The E3 2003 Video: BGC E3 ShortEdit
The two teams gather in the Red Base to watch the Halo 2 E3 2003 trailer and comment on it.
New York City Film Festival Video 2003: I Love Blood GulchEdit
- Red vs Blue official site
- YouTube Season Playlist
- YouTube Remastered Playlist
- The Unofficial Red vs Blue Resource Site