OMG. Humped. is a special episode of Red vs. Blue that focuses on the Reds and Blues defeat by Bungie in Halo 2.
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Synopsis[]
Church, Simmons, and Tucker explain to Grif how they were defeated in Halo 2 against Bungie Studios.
Transcript[]
Fade in to Church, Simmons and Tucker running up to Grif in Blood Gulch | |
Grif: | Hey you're back, how'd the Hump day thing go? |
Simmons: | Uhhmmmmm... |
Church: | Oh it went great, as long as you weren't on our team. |
Grif: | So you lost. |
Church: | Yeah, unless there's some new game type where you're supposed to catch the most amount of bullets with your torso. In which case, Simmons was the clear victor. |
Simmons: | What the hell! You were the one who was supposed to have all these great strategies! |
Church: | Well if you people had listened to me while we were out there, maybe we would have won a game. |
Wavy cut back in time to the Hump day challenge in the future | |
Church: | Alright men, they're coming up the right flank! This is our chance, formation pattern Delta! |
Simmons: | (in a girly voice) I'm scared, and I peed my pants,and I don't wanna die in my peepee pants! |
Cut back to Blood Gulch to prevent any further embarrassment | |
Simmons: | That's not what happened. |
Church: | I think that's a very, accurate, portrayal. |
Simmons: | That wasn't even my voice! |
Church: | Well let's just agree to disagree. |
Simmons: | Okay, the real problem, was that the weapons had all changed slightly, and we had never used them before. |
Grif: | How were the weapons different? Did they shoot fire or something? |
Church: | No. |
Grif: | Were the triggers in a different place? |
Church: | Noh. |
Grif: | Wait, were the guys from Bungie using the same weapons as you? |
Church: | Yes. |
Grif: | Well I can see how you'd think it was a legitimate excuse. Hey, next time you guys go out of town to embarrass the crap out of us, why don't you let me tag along. I'm great at losing, I could be one of our All Stars. |
Simmons: | I'm so ashamed. |
Grif: | Why isn't he saying anything? |
Church: | Uh, well let's just put it this way, there were some side-bets before the match, and Tucker's mouth now belongs to someone else's balls. |
Tucker: | ...I don't wanna talk about it. |