Red vs. Blue Episode
"Much Ado About What Thing?"
E3 2004
Episode no. Unknown
Airdate Unknown
Running time 1:46

Red vs. Blue Season 2
January 3, 2004 - July 11, 2004

  1. Everything Old is New Again
  2. Motion to Adjourn
  3. Red vs. Bleu
  4. The Joy of Toggling
  5. Sweet Ride
  6. Last Words
  7. Nobody Likes You
  8. Nine Tenths of the Law
  9. In Stereo Where Available
  10. Radar Love
  11. I Dream of Meanie
  12. Room for Rent
  13. Me, Myself and You
  14. An Audience of Dumb
  15. Aftermath, Before Biology
  16. What's Mine is Yours
  17. Nut. Doonut.
  18. Dealer Incentive
  19. K.I.T. B.F.F.

Much Ado About What Thing? is a special episode of Red vs. Blue explaining the Halo 2 campaign from E3 2004.


Red TeamEdit

Blue TeamEdit


Sarge tells Grif, Simmons, Church, and Tucker about how great the upcoming Halo 2 campaign will be.


Sarge is on top of a small hill, with Tucker, Church, Grif and Simmons looking at him in line, in front of one of the bases. In the far background, Caboose and Donut are chasing each other
Sarge: I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today...
Grif: Yeah not really. I'm just happy not to be washing the Warthog... ...for once.
Sarge: The powers that be wanted to inform you about the upcoming campaign.
Simmons: Finally, some information!
Church: Great. What's the big scoop?
Sarge: That the campaign is going to be great, and, you're really, going, to, enjoy it.
The other four look at each other
Sarge: That, is all. Thank you for your time.
Church: Wait a second, that's it? That's the big announcement? That we're going to enjoy the new campaign?
Sarge: No, that you're really going to enjoy it. Oh, and the part about it being great.
Tucker: What? What about the other stuff? Like when does the campaign start?
Sarge: Sorry, everything else is classified information.
Church: Well who are we going to be fighting?
Sarge: Once again. Sorry, but that is classified.
Simmons: Do you know what weapons we'll be using?
Sarge: Weapons. They're gonna be great!
Church: Okay awesome, what are they?
Sarge: That information is only given to people with the proper clearance.
Church and Tucker look at each other
Church: What's the proper clearance?
Sarge: Sorry, that information is only given on a need-to-know basis.
Church: Do I need to know?
Sarge: That's top secret!
Church: This sucks.
Grif: So all we know is that there's gonna be some kind of an upcoming campaign...
Sarge: Possibly.
Grif: And that the Spartans will be involved in it...
Sarge: Those are your words.
Grif: But that we can't know anything...
Sarge: I can't say.
Grif: Including who we're fighting...
Sarge: I have no comment for the subject.
Grif: Or if we're even fighting in it...
Sarge: I plead the fifth.
Grif: Or when it even starts...
Sarge: I refer you to my previous statement.
Grif: But that it's going to be great.
Sarge: I feel comfortable confirming that. Wait- Yes.
Grif: ...Well I'm totally stoked!
Simmons: Kickass!
Tucker: Yeah dude, this is gonna be fucking sweet!
Sarge: Excellent. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about pre-ordering your uniforms.
Simmons: Wait, we have to pre-order our uniforms?
Sarge: Only if you wanna be sure you have armor on the first day. You do want armor on the first day, don't you?
Church: Are we gonna need armor on the first day?
Sarge: Sorry, that's classified.
Church: ...I don't think you know either.


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