Lap Fed

"Lap Fed" is not an official name. It may have been referenced in the storyline as such, but has not been officially named. Alternatively, it may be a name popular among fans, but without an official basis.

Lap Fed
Characteristics
Armor Color	White with Blue trim
Species	Human
Weapon(s)	Magnum
Professional Status
Affiliation(s)	Federal Army of Chorus
Occupation(s)	F.A.C. Soldier
Personal Status
Status	Active
Media
First Appearance	Temple of the Key
Voice Actor	Dan Avidan

"Ah, those bastards got me! They got me right in the lap!"

—The Lap Fed in Temple of the Key

The Lap Fed is a Federal Army of Chorus soldier and is first seen fighting at Crash Site Alpha with the Crash Site Fed in Temple of the Key.

Role in Plot

This Fed soldier first appears wounded during the firefight at Crash Site Alpha, where another Fed soldier calls for a medic to help him. The Rebel Medic appears and asks where exactly he was shot. The wounded soldier then states that he was shot in the lap, confusing the medic. He later states that he was also shot in "the tummy."

Trivia

• The Lap Fed is voiced by Dan Avidan, who is better known on the internet as Danny Sexbang. Dan is the lead singer of the band, Ninja Sex Party, and is a main member of the YouTube gaming channel Game Grumps, where he hosts the show alongside Arin Hanson.