Journal Entry 001 is the first installment of the sponsor-only episodes preceding Red vs. Blue: Season 12. It is considered to be the 245th episode overall.
Characters[]
New Republic[]
Reds and Blues[]
- Washington (Mentioned only)
Synopsis[]
Audio journal recovered from the planet Chorus. RvB Season 12 begins on April 28th!
Transcript[]
A dashboard appears on screen.
Tucker: You’re joking right?
Felix: Do I look like I’m joking?
Tucker: I don’t know dude, you’re wearing a fucking helmet! ...But I’m pretty sure you’re glaring at me right now.
Tucker's name is typed in above.
Tucker: So, Felix is making us all keep “diaries” while we’re with the New Republic.
Felix: They’re journals!
Tucker: Can I get some privacy please?!
Door slamming
Tucker: He thinks it’ll help relieve stress or whatever. Apparently that’s what Kimball does. But look, if she needs some stress relief, my door’s always open! Bow chicka bow wow! (chuckles) ...man that’s not as much fun when you’re alone. Bow chicka bow wow.
Door opening
Felix: Hey are you taking this seriously?
Tucker: Are you familiar with the definition of privacy?!
Door slamming
Tucker: We tried training all the soldiers at once but that was...pretty much the worst idea ever, so now we've broke them up into smaller teams. We train them, they train the others, blah blah blah blah blah. ...Man, I don’t know how Wash did it. I mean, these guys are all pretty stupid but they’re no Caboose. (sighs) I wonder where he is now.
Caboose: Tucker I’m in my bunk. I was really right here the whole time.
Tucker: I was talking about Wash, idiot!
Caboose: Oop, yup, that makes sense.
Tucker: Does no one around here understand fucking privacy?!