Red vs. Blue Episode
"I Love Blood Gulch"
Church & Tucker in NYC
Episode no. N/A
Airdate Unknown
Running time 3:16

Red vs. Blue Season 1
April 1, 2003 - September 28, 2003

  1. Why Are We Here?
  2. Red Gets a Delivery
  3. The Rookies
  4. Head Noob in Charge
  5. The Package is in the Open
  6. 1.21 Giga-Whats??
  7. Check Out the Treads on That Tank
  8. Don't Ph34r the Reaper
  9. After Church
  10. A Shadow of His Former Self
  11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pain.
  12. Down, but not Out
  13. Human Peer Bonding
  14. Roomier Than it Looks
  15. How the Other Half Lives
  16. A Slightly Crueler Cruller
  17. Points of Origin
  18. SPF 0
  19. Last One Out, Hit the Lights

I Love Blood Gulch is a special episode for Red vs. Blue about the New York City Film Festival.


Red TeamEdit

Blue TeamEdit


Tucker and Church explain to the Reds about the 2003 Machinima Film Festival in New York City.


Tucker and Church on the blue base
Tucker: Why do you need so much underwear? We're only gonna be gone for three days.
Behind Church, Simmons and Grif hop out of the Warthog
Church: Yeah, three days, so I have three pairs. How many did you pack?
Tucker: That depends. Does wearing count as packing?
Grif and Simmons come up the ramp to the blue base
Grif: Hey, what the hell is going on over here?
Church: Hey what're you doing over here reds? This is the blue base. Go back to your own base.
Grif: Yeah we were just wondering if you guys were gonna come fight us today. Uh, considering that, you know, we're in the middle of a war and all. 'Cause we've been waiting out by the tree for like two hours now.
Church: Oh crap. Tucker, you were supposed to send these guys a message, and tell them we weren't gonna be here today, that we had to go to that festival thing.
Tucker: Yeah, I sent it.
Grif: You mean the doodle of the octopus giving us the finger eight times? That message?
Tucker: And that wasn't clear?
Church: Oh, well, sorry guys, but uh, we can't fight today. We gotta go to New York City for a few days.
Simmons: New York? Where's that?
Church: You know, I don't really know. I thought it was the center of the Universe.
Tucker: Yeah, only to the people who live there.
Church: Yeah we're going to this video festival, and we're gonna talk about the ways that we-
Tucker: Video festival? You told me it was a film festival.
Church: No I didn't.
Tucker: What's a video festival?
Church: Well, it's a lot like a film festival. But for people with no money.
Tucker: I'm guessing there's a pretty slim chance that Julia Roberts is gonna be there, huh?
Church: Heh heh heh, dude, I don't even think EricRoberts is gonna be there.
Tucker: Yeah, I'm not going.
Church: Oh, don't be a baby!
Grif: Let me get this straight... We're in the middle of an intergalactic struggle for control of the Universe, and you guys are taking a few days off to go on vacation?
Church: It's not exactly a vacation. They want us to come there and talk about using pre-rendered game engines for animation purposes. It's a more efficient way of creating large projects by using established routine to animate individual characters. It's called uh, machinima, and it's going to be a more and more popular way of doing animation projects.
Grif: Wow. That was the most boring thing anyone has ever said to me.
Tucker: Yeah, is there going to be a quiz on this?
Church: Kiss my ass.
Grif: How are you planning on getting to New York?
Tucker: We were just gonna follow the stench of urine in the streets. We figure, we'll eventually get there.
Church: We're just gonna take the teleporter. Tucker, you ready to go?
Tucker: Yeah, let's go.
Church and Tucker move in front of the teleporter
Church: Okay. We'll be back in a few days, guys, we can start the war back up then.
Grif: Okay, have fun...
Church: And while we're gone, don't drive our tank.
Grif: Fine.
Church: And no parties.
Tucker enters the teleporter behind Church
Grif: Just go.
Church enters the teleporter, leaving Grif and Simmons alone at the blue base, where nothing could possibly go wrong
Simmons: ...So, you wanna go, raid their fridge?
Grif: Yeah, and help me find the keys to the tank.
Cut to Church and Tucker appearing on the streets of New York
Tucker: I thought we were supposed to get transported right to New York?
Church: This is New York.
Tucker: What the f-... where the fuck are all the dead hookers?
Church: Yeah look at that homeless guy over there. He's not even pissing on anything.


Red vs blue new york city

Red vs blue new york city

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