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Have to Pee is a special episode of Red vs. Blue about the Reds and Blues going to the Barenaked Ladies Concert.

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Synopsis[]

Grif and Simmons wait in the bathroom line.

Transcript[]

Cut to: Simmons and Grif are waiting in line for the bathroom

Grif: Dude what is the deal with this line?

Simmons: Man, I gotta pee sooo bad.

Grif: Me too man, I told you we shouldn't have drank so much beer.

Simmons: What are we gonna do?

Grif: I don't know man, but I don't wanna miss anymore of this concert. These guys rock.

Simmons: I think they're starting again already.

Grif: Uh oh dude, we gotta do something fast. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Simmons: *Sigh* What are you thinking.

Grif: We have to go in our pants.

Simmons: What? We can't tell anyone about this if we do.

Grif: No one will ever know.

Simmons: Ok well, let's hurry.

Grif: Alright.

Grif and Simmons relief themselves in their pants.

Grif: What's the rock (?)

Simmons: Let's go get some more beer.

Text appears on screen that says "You are watching the barenaked ladies summer tour. Your secret is safe".

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