Halo-Ween is a Red vs. Blue PSA in which everyone dresses up as Caboose for Halloween; even Caboose dresses up as himself. It can be found on the Reconstruction DVD.
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Synopsis[]
The episode begins with Simmons, dressed as Caboose, wishing everyone a happy Halloween. Grif, also dressed as Caboose, walks up to him and the two begin to question why they are both dressed the same. Suddenly Sarge, also dressed as Caboose, and Caboose appear, which increases everyones' confusion. Church walks up to the group and immediately becomes confused. He quickly leaves to go and lie down. Simmons admits that they should have never agreed to do a Halloween PSA, which results in Caboose finally realizing that it's Halloween.
Transcript[]
Simmons: (dressed as Caboose) Hi. I'm Private Caboose from the popular web-series, Red vs. Blue. Just kidding. I'm really Private Simmons, but today is Halloween, and in order to celebrate that-
Grif: (dressed as Caboose) Sorry I'm late. I had to get my costume on.
Simmons: What the-? You're dressed up as Caboose?
Grif: Of course I did. He's the most popular character.
Simmons: But I go as him every year!
Grif: And so do I. Yet every year you're surprised when were wearing the same costume. Why is that?
Simmons: I hope Sarge didn't dress as Caboose too.
Cut to another soldier dressed as Caboose.
Sarge: (voice) Of course I did you numbskulls!
Simmons: Sarge?! Why would you do that?
Caboose: Uh, I'm not Sarge. I'm Caboose. Um, Sarge is standing behind me.
Sarge, dressed as Caboose, appears from behind Caboose.
Sarge: (dressed as Caboose) You idiots.
Simmons: Caboose? Even you dressed as yourself?
Caboose: Yeah, I always dress like me. Church has to help sometimes, but I'm getting better at it.
Grif: That's ridiculous.
Sarge: I agree Simmons.
Grif: I'm not Simmons!
Sarge: Who said that?
Simmons: I didn't.
Caboose: I'm so confused!
Church appears.
Church: Hey Caboose, I need to...
Church realizes that there are 4 Cabooses. Sarge, Simmons, Grif, and Caboose all turn to Church.
Church:..talk....to....I think I should go lie down.
Sarge: What's wrong with you?
Church: Well...I'm either hallucinating or I've died and gone to hell.
Church leaves.
Simmons: (sighs) This is why we never do a "Halloween" PSA.
Caboose: IT'S HALLOWEEN?! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY SOMETHING?!