G4ia Awards Show is a special episode of Red vs. Blue. It is a montage of clips made for the G-Phoria Awards Show of 2004.
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Synopsis[]
Church, Grif, Simmons, and Sarge go to the G-Phoria Awards Show of 2004.
Transcript[]
Clip 1: Cut to Church and Simmons outside of a warthog.
Church: Well dude, it's a big night! G-Phoria!
Simmons: Yup. So is that what you're wearing?
Church: No. I mean- wait, what do you mean?
Simmons: Don't worry, you look fine.
Church: I'm not worried, who said that- Wait, aren't we wearing the exact same thing?
Simmons: No.
Church: Yeah look- cus look, we look the same
Simmons: There's gonna be a lot of celebrities there, and I'm not gonna get caught wearing the same outfit as you, jackass. Jenna Jameson already stole the first outfit I was gonna wear.
Church: Yeah.. I got a feeling it looks better on her anyway
Clip 2: Cut to G-Phoria Exterior. Grif and Church are talking outside
Grif: Hey what are you doing?
Church: I'm working on my speech for that G-Phoria Awards Show.
Grif: Please don't read it to me
Church: Ok, it starts like this (Reciting the Speech) Good evening, ladies and gentle-nerds. (Speaking normally) Ya like that? That's a joke for the developer guys.
Grif: Thanks for making that obvious
Church: I haven't seen this many, ahem, celebrities, in one place since the Kabbalah Centre started giving out free botox.
Grif: Was that the whole thing?
Church: Yeah they told me to keep it short.
Grif: They shoulda told you to keep it funny.
Clip 3: Cut to: G-Phoria Interior. Simmons is talking to Church
Simmons: Hey Church, how would you illustrate the difference between gamers and regular people?
Church: Illustrate the differences? I guess I would just draw a picture of a bar of soap. Or an empty pizza box.
Simmons: Those are just stupid gamer stereotypes. The point is, gamers ARE regular people.
Grif: Hey guys, I was just at the catering table, and they're already out of pizza.
Simmons: Son of a bitch.
Grif: And I wouldn't go near the potato salad either. I think Ashton Kutcher just punk'd all over it.
Church: Every fucking time with that guy!
Clip 4: Cut to Backstage at the Awards Show. Sarge is talking to Church, Grif, and Simmons
Sarge: Alright, you dirtbags. Show's over.
Church: We've been waiting all night to get called on stage.
Sarge: Sorry boys, just one presentation left
Church: Is there at least gonna be a party after the show?
Sarge: Yup, but it's B-Y-O-Q-R-T-M-P-D... F
Church: What does all that stand for?
Sarge: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.
Church, Simmons, and Grif leave
Sarge: Before you go, can you at least tell me where the party is? I brought deviled eggs. They're extra devil. Kutcher-style!
(Fade to Black)
Trivia[]
- The televised G-Phoria Awards Show only included the first and last of these Red vs Blue clips.