Caboose's The Price Wheel of Cash: A Red vs. Blue PSA is the fourth PSA to air in-between Season 17 and Zero. It focuses on the Reds competing in a game show hosted by Caboose.
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- Interviewer (Voice only)
Synopsis[]
Join us for the high-flying, daring, adventurous hit new gameshow on this side of the galaxy! Your host Caboose pits Red Team against trial after trial in: The Price Wheel of Cash!
Transcript[]
Fade in to Caboose with a wheel of assorted items, the letter, A, and the number 5 on it right behind him
Caboose: Hello! I am Michael J. Caboose; and welcome to... The Price Wheel of Cash!
The title of the show "Caboose's The Price Wheel of Cash" appears as he says the name of the show with clapping and cheering from an unseen audience
Caboose: Ah, I love the clapping part, now onto the contestants!
Sarge: My name's Sarge- um Colonel Sarge actually! And I'd like to completely lie and say that I'm OVERJOYED to be here.
Caboose: And here we have DOOR NUMBER 2!
Simmons: (Muffled) What? Are you talking to me? What are you saying?! I can't hear anything!
Caboose: Door 2 is a self-proclaimed cat lover with a soft spot for-
Grif: Shut up Simmons.
Fangirl screams appeared when Grif was announced
Caboose: Oh my god! It is Dexter Griff! Competing to earn back his title! Sweet Jesus it's exciting!
Simmons: (Muffled) Hello? Caboose I think you forgot airholes!
Caboose: And now, Bachelor #4... Lopez!
Lopez: Ola. [Hello.]
Caboose: Now Lopez we actually had a meaningful conversation backstage and sounds like you're playing today for your sick sister.
The audience awed after hearing what Caboose said
Lopez: ¿Qué? no tengo una hermana. [What? I don't have a sister.]
Caboose: INCORRECT!
A laser aimed at Lopez, then Lopez was shot by an unknown sniper. The audience cheered afterwards
The board behind Caboose shows three categories. Food as instruments for either MAYO? or MAYO!, Things That Rhyme with Cheese for $200 or $16, and Famous Elbows for $12.99 or Q
Caboose: Sargent, would you like to steal?
Sarge: Uh, I'll take Things That Rhyme with Cheese for $16.
Caboose: Serve concludes!
A buzzer noise with a red waring symbol appears on the board
Caboose: NO DEAL!
Sarge: Oh come on! This is rigged!
Simmons: (Muffled) What!?
Caboose: As a question, please.
Sarge: Um... This.. is rigged?
Caboose: That's correct!
The board now shows a green checkmark with clapping and cheering that gets louder and more excited as time moved on
Simmons: (Muffled) Um guys... seriously!... I really... can't... breathe in here!
Simmons then faints from lack of oxygen inside the barrier
Caboose: And that concludes the first round of whatever this is! Can we please take a look at the scores? Thank you.
Sarge has a hangman stick figure without arms, Simmons has 0, Grif has 0, and Lopez has Zero in Spanish
Caboose: Aw! Close game. Okay, before the show we talked to the contestants on why they wanted to be on the program. Here; is what they had to say.
Sarge: I'm only playing this game for the prize!
Stagehand: What prize?
Sarge: Well, of course the blue bambino isn't gonna just tell us! I have a certain suspicion I know exactly what it is...
Grif: It's a car. They always giveaway free cars on these things.
Sarge: It'll be his BASE! Ha! Ha! Ha! That means finally after years of my trial and my subordinates' errors; I'll have TWO bases in the middle of a box canyon! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! It's a fool proof plan!.... What do you mean "Then what?"?
Lopez: No quiero estar aquí. [ I don't want to be here.]
A panel wipe returns to Caboose on the stage
Caboose: Aright, so we forgot to stop playing during the break! So the score's now 8 to 8.
The audience was cheering as now all four contestants had hangmen snowmen, with Lopez having a Spanish accent on his snowman's head and [en español] underneath his snowman
Caboose: For the team round!
'Caboose then walks onto a new new set called "The Bluey Reds"
Caboose: Door Number 2, we asked Griff privately a series of questions and then asked you ALSO privately how Griff would answer. It's incredibly convoluted and is also the truest test of a loving relationship.
Simmons: Relationship?
Grif: Loving?
Caboose: Good! You're already finishing each other's sentences; this is gonna be good. Now, first question. What did Door Number 2 say was Griff's favorite food?
The board showed the word "Everything" on it
Caboose: And Griff.... What did you say?
The board showed the same thing as the last one, but with a bite mark taken out of it followed by a chomping noise
Caboose: Survey confirm?
A green star with a bell noise appeared on the board
Caboose: Oh! The answer screen is indeed part of everything! 10 points to Griff and Door!
The audience cheered as Caboose then turns to Sarge and Lopez
Caboose: Lopez. We asked you both the same question; what is Sargent's favorite food? Sarge your answer?
The board then shows "Strawberry Shortcake" on it
Sarge: The most red cake you could possibly eat. Wait a minute, no I forgot about Red Velvet! I need to change my answer!
Caboose: And Lopez you said?
The board then shows "Terciopelo Rojo" which translates to "Red Velvet", either way since it doesn't match Sarge's answer, it's wrong
Caboose: Incorrect. You will both be eliminated if you don't survive THE LIGHTNING ROUND!
Both Sarge and Lopez are both electrocuted by a bolt of lightning striking them.
Grif: What the hell? We won?
Caboose: That's right Griff I am so excited, are you two excited?!
Simmons: Uh...-
Caboose: Tell me you're excited.
A bunch of guns pointed at Grif and Simmons, threatening them to show joy over their victory
Simmons: Uh yeah, we're so excited! Woohoo.
Grif: Yay?
Caboose: Okay good! We are all excited and yelling together! We will be right back after this word from our sponsor.
Cuts to a cardboard sign with the words "Ad brake goes hear" then cuts back to the show
Caboose: Okay, final question. This is for all the marbles... including the one I ate 4 years ago... in that blueberry eating contest. Which may or may not be the prize.
Simmons: Is it the prize?
Caboose: Shut up Door Number 2! Get ready for the last question!
Grif: Yeah Door Number 2.
Caboose: And if you do not answer this question correctly, then Sister dies!
Sister is then shown on the screen tied to a railroad as a train is heading towards her
Sister: Uh, guys?
Grif: What the hell? How did you-
Caboose: The question, should you choose to accept. What is... my middle initial? Is it... A.D, E.C, -.4, or π.Purple?
Simmons: Really?
Caboose: Choice E! Is that your final answer?
Simmons: What? No! It's uh, it's uh, ummm, oh damn test anxiety!
Caboose: Door 2 locks in choice E! Griff!
Simmons: Aw, man.
Grif: When in doubt, always Pick C.
Caboose: Griff also locks in choice E.C!
Sarge: No! I know this, I know this! It's D, D as in Dogdamn Dirty Blue!
Grif: Hey! Get of the stage! You already lost dickhead!
Caboose: And Sarge locks in choice D. The answer is...
The monitor shows a question mark followed by the audience gasping
Caboose: I am sorry, we forgot to put the right answer up there, it was actually choice... K.... J.
Simmons: What?!
Caboose: Which was also our daily double trouble with cheese. So by default the person with the most points gets to steal.
As Simmons, Grif, and Sarge look at Lopez which the latter looks back at them, their points are Simmons with a walking figure with the numbers -3928319392 underneath it, Grif with F, Sarge with -57, and Lopez with 0 with a Spanish accent placed over it
Lopez: ¿Qué? [What?]
Caboose: YES! THAT IS RIGHT! IT IS K! CONGRATULATIONS YOPEZ! YOU HAVE WON! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!
Lopez: Odio esto. Espera ¿qué? Subtítulo incorrecto. [Caboose's Subtitles: I am happy. And I love my new best friend Caboose.] [What Lopez actually said: I hate this. Wait, what? Wrong subtitles.]
Caboose: YES! LOPEZ YOU MAKE THE BEST NEW EVER! PLEASE WHEEL OUT THE BEST FRIEND CROWN!
Lopez: ¿Qué? No. No por favor. Incorrecto subtítulo. [Caboose's Subtitles: Let's go home and watch movies and talk about boys.] [What Lopez actually said: What? No. Please no. Incorrect subtitles.]
Grif: So the prize was just to be Caboose's friend? No Car?
Simmons: Or money?
Caboose: Ah, Door Number 2, the game's over! You already picked choice E.
The audience began laughing, as the four contestants look over to the left side of the stage
Simmons: What? No, no! Stop laughing!
Lopez: Por favor, no quiero. ¡No quiero! [Caboose's Subtitles: This is the best day of my life or anyone else's life.] [What Lopez actually said: Please, I don't want to. I don't want to!]
Caboose: And that's it for whatever this show is called! Please don't forget to like and subscribe to your pets. Bye-bye!
As the camera zooms out from Caboose, it instantly cuts to him sleeping and snoring on the Red Team's floor
Simmons: What do you think he's dreaming about?
Sarge: Simmons. Some questions, like how he's constantly able to get through our defenses only to sleep on our newly installed heated linoleum; are best just left unanswered. Come on. Grab his ankles.
Simmons: Aw, man. Why do I always get the heavy part?
Trivia[]
- The Price Wheel of Cash might be a reference to the American game shows The Price is Right and Wheel of Fortune.
- Mayo being an instrument is a reference to a well known quote from the American cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants.
- "Should you choose to accept" is a known quote from the Mission Impossible series.
- When Caboose said "10 points to Griff and Door! This is a reference to Harry Potter and the quote from the series "10 points to Gryffindor".
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