Favorite Member of Blue Team? is the eighth episode of Red vs. Blue: QvsA. It aired on November 17, 2022.
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This week we're answering a few questions, but most important of all: who is Simmons' favorite member of Blue Team?
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Simmons: Good morning and welcome to ‘Mambo No. 6’
Grif: The only morning show where we answer your questions about the Halo-based webseries, ‘Red vs. Blue.’
Simmons: I'm Simmons, and he's Grif.
Grif: Today's very important interrogation comes from user ‘HaloDolly.’
Grif turns dramatically to look at Simmons and uses an intense, almost angry voice.
Grif: So, dammit, Simmons, just answer the questions.
Simmons: What? Why is this on me? I didn't do anything.
Grif: Look me in the visor and tell me what you know.
Simmons: I don't know anything, I swear.
Grif: Oh, so you want to play games, do you? Well, I've been playing the same one for 20 years, pal.
Simmons: I'm not playing games. Listen, you need to calm down.
Grif: There’s only one thing I need, and you know damn well it is pizza.
Simmons: Well, you're right, of course I know that.
Grif: Now. I'm only going to ask you this one last time. So don't make me—
Simmons: You never asked me a question.
Grif: Oh, yeah, that's right. Uh... User HaloDolly asked, ‘Do you have any pets?' And if so, what's their name?’
Simmons: What? You said this was important.
Grif: Pets are important, Simmons. Now answer the damn question.
Simmons: Well, we all sort of share Lucifur. Does that count?
Grif: It does. Cute little devil.
Simmons: Aw, sharp claws, toe-bean paws...
Grif: But if you thought this interrogation was over, you've got another thing coming, mister.
Simmons: What? Grif: What's your favorite book?
Simmons: Uh... ‘Chicken Soup for Dummies.’
Grif: Sequels or prequels?
Simmons: Like, Star Wars?
Grif: No. Just in general.
Simmons: Uh... I don’t know!
Grif: Dammit, Simmons! We only have 60 seconds. Tick tock.
Simmons: What happens in 60 seconds?
Grif: Just answer the question.
Simmons: Ahh, sequels! There's no suspense if we already know what happens.
Grif: It’s not about what happens. It's about how it happens. Last question. Who is your favorite Blue?
Simmons: Uhhh, Sheila!
Grif drops the interrogation voice.
Grif: Oh, that kind of make sense.
Simmons: Yeah, we have a decent relationship. I'm a cyborg, she's a tank, you know, I think that helps. But it's like picking your favorite frozen yogurt flavor. You know, none of them are ice cream.
Grif: Yeah, totally.
Simmons: Why do we only have 60 seconds?
Grif: A ticking clock gives me the upper hand. I read about it in ‘Interrogations for the Soul.’
Simmons: Right. Well, thanks for the question HaloDolly, I guess. Have a great morning and an even better day.
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