- "What's she holding?"
- —Space Pirate
- "I don't know. It kinda looks like-"
- —A second space pirate before he is killed in Great Destroyers
The Beam Rifle is a long-ranged alien weapon equivalent to the Sniper Rifle.
Users
- Religious Aliens: One of the religious aliens can be seen wielding a beam rifle throughout Revelation. This alien later uses his rifle to insult Wash, Meta, and Doc on their search for the Blood Gulch Crew in Backup Plans.
- Kimball: Kimball, as well as several other Feds and Rebels, obtains a beam rifle after Tucker releases numerous alien weaponry and armaments from the Temple of Arms. She then utilizes her rifle to kill several of Charon Industries' Space Pirates during the Chorus armies' assault on the Communication Temple in Great Destroyers.
- Grif: Grif wields a beam rifle during The End is Near.
- Lopez: Lopez is seen wielding a beam rifle during The End is Near.
- Spencer Porkensenson: In Season 15 he is seen using the Delta Variant of the Beam Rifle.
- Genkins: Genkins wields the Delta Variant and uses it to kill Huggins in Lights Out.