- "Turns out Caboose's gun didn't have any bullets- it was loaded with crayons."
- —Tucker about Caboose's battle rifle in The Hard Stop
The Battle Rifle is the primary weapon of most characters in Red vs. Blue. Since the Halo 2 engine didn't have the assault rifle, the staff switched to the battle rifle for most characters to wield instead.
Almost every character has been seen wielding it, including: Simmons, Grif, Lopez, Donut, Tucker, Washington, the Insurrectionist Leader, and most Freelancers. Other characters, such as Church, Sarge, Caboose, and Sister, have also been seen wielding the battle rifle at one point.