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Here are some of my ideas:
Sarge: Regeneration, regenerate from any wound from bruises to large gashes to old age or Metal Mode, allows the user to turn parts or all of their body into indestructible metal
Grif: Dust Consumption, can consume and use dust of any element in any form, only one element at a time or Energy Siphon, allows the user to siphon energy, can do so from living or nonliving sources
Lopez: Robot Summon, summon robot army that moves fast enough to take over small area in 24 hours (aka, very slowly)
Simmons: Robot Control, control over non-sentient or semi-sentient robots
Carolina: Enhanced Abilities, enhances speed/strength/durability/agility/intelligence/flexibility/jump height/climbing by 150%
Tucker: Teleportation, 10 foot by 6 foot portal to any previously visited location
Washington: Emp, allows the user to shut down or bring malfunction to any machinery other than prosthetics in a 16 feet cubed area
Caboose: Invincibility, cannot feel pain, must be beaten by exhaustion/knockout or Charged Bomb, allows the user to charge up energy and release a large explosion
Church: Memory Manifestations, temporary summoning of deceased people from memories or Aura Manipulation, allows the user to manipulate aura in any form, allowing the user to charge their own aura or that of others or break through the aura of others
Doc: O’Malley Clone, creation and diminishment of clone that is controlled by O'Malley persona or Harm&Heal, allows the user to either undo injuries of others or cause others to become injured
Junior: Shapeshifting, biological changes of body and systems
Donut: Grenade Summon, summoning frag/sticky/teleportation/spike/flame grenades that are 300% percent as strong as usual or Trajectory Manipulation, allows the user to manipulate the trajectory of anything they touch
Kai: Pause, can freeze opponents in time and move freely for 2 minutes
Locus: Intangibility, phasing through solid surfaces
West: Burst Shield, allows the user to buildup energy with each step and release it as an explosive force field
One: Strength Boost, strength is enhanced by 500%
Raymond: Hack Sight, allows the user to hack any piece of technology they can see
Axel: Instant Reload, allows the user to use a weapon even when it’s power/ammunition has run dry, also adds major speed boost
East/Phase: Echo Burst, allows the user to teleport as far as they throw something and split into two perfect “echoes” with enhanced abilities, can also run at incredible speeds
CT: Holographic Projection, temporary creation of holographic doubles that drain little to no aura
Maine: Doubled Aura, has twice as much aura as strongest opponent ever fought, can also charge aura to implant Meta symbol on things or Tactile Borrow, allows the user to copy the Semblance of anyone they touch
479er: Active Camo, allows the user to turn mostly invisible other than a slight shimmer and recolor themselves to match their environment
York: Regeneration Field, temporary creation of 32 feet cubed area that speeds up aura by 300%
North: Domed Energy Shields, temporary creation of adaptable hexagonal tiles
Wyoming: Temporal Distortion, loop little segments of time up to 4 minutes ago until seen through and beaten
Florida: Light Shield, temporary creation of 6 foot by 4 foot hard-light shield
South: Armor Lock, locks user in place while invincible for up to 12 seconds and causes shockwave when released
Jensen: Vehicular Mode, transform into any vehicular form
Bitters: Ground Pound, can slam ground to manipulate vibrations
Smith: Autosentry, temporary creation of non-sentient walking turret
Palomo: Promethean Vision, can see aura/heat signatures through any surface
Labyrinth: Real-Illusion, allows the user to create hardlight illusions
Tiny: Mechanical Intuition, allows the user to automatically know the full capabilities of any piece of technology
Siris: Silence, allows the user to muffle the sound of whatever they wish
Kimball: Weapon Hybridization, allows the user to take any normal weapon and turn it into a mix of human and alien, can also do this with weapons made from nature (like sticks or rocks)
Doyle: Object Army, allows the user to turn any object they touch into a mechanical soldier
Matthews: Sting, allows the user to shoot light blasts from their hands
Grey: Separation, separation and control over own body parts or Surgical Insight, allows the user to have full insight into any medical situation
Felix: Guarded Getaway, allows the user to create a large aura wall and cover the area in mist
Temple: Pain, allows the user to inflict any physical, mental, or emotional pain they have felt on others, works most on the person who gave them that pain
Gene: Disguise, allows the user to physically and vocally disguise themself as anyone they know
Buckey: Portal Loop, allows the user to trap others by surrounding them with 6 portals
Surge: Honorable Combat, makes it so that no one can cheat or fight dirty in a battle, keeps others from interfering and gives each combatant knowledge on each other's capabilities
Loco: Blueprint, allows the user to form a full blueprint on how to make anything as well as the resources required
Zero: Ultimate Power, allows the user to swap places with others, create an army of metallic magma creatures, move things telekinetically, and fire deadly energy blasts
Diesel: Kinetic Exaggeration, allows the user to gain an incredible strength boost just by moving
Sharkface: Unbreakable, allows the user’s aura to store otherwise irreperable damage to use as extra aura later
Chairman: Silver Tongue, allows the user to deceive anyone who hears their voice
Counselor: Mental Insight, allows the user to see into the minds of others
Director: Perfect Memory, grants the user perfect memory or Mental Constructs, grants the user constructs of different parts of their psyche
Teacher: (Talking about the small intestine) Alright guys, do you know how big it is? How does it fit inside you
Me *Not thinking about the fact that I'm in class*: Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Teacher: What?
Me *Realizing what I just said*: NOTHING!
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<p>This idea I have had for a long time that would replace RWBY Rewind. The reds and blues would discuss their thoughts and reactions to each episode of RWBY. Simmons is the main host while Tucker and Grif would swap each episode being the second co-host. Feel free to share your ideas of this recap show idea here.
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<p>Hey there,
</p><p>am I the only one who wants a Halo Freelancer Game? I mean, the Freelancer Story would be great for a video Game.
</p><p>Am I alone? ;)
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<p>The title says it all, really. My answer would be Tucker, by a long shot.
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<p>Well, after watching Avengers: Infinity War, I started to think, what if 6 AI's from Red vs Blue were representations of the Infinity Stones, and some kinda fit in, I will put here the ones I was able to linked, and the description of the Stones.
</p><p>Soul Stone - Allows the user to steal, control, manipulate, and alter living and dead souls. The Soul Gem is also the gateway to an idyllic pocket universe. At full potential, the Soul Gem grants the user control over all life in the universe.
</p><p>To this one, I decide to put Sigma, since he is the one who manipulates, a soul (Maine), and manage to "steal" souls, (He's not stealing directly, that would be Maine, but as he controls Maine, he's stealing under the table)
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<p>Time Stone - Allows the user to see into the past and the future; stop, slow down, speed up or reverse the flow of time; time travel; change the past and the future; age and de-age beings; and trap people or entire universes in unending loops of time. At full potential, the Time Gem grants the user omniscience and total control over the past, present, and future.
</p><p>I think Gamma can be the perfect example, since he is the AI that allowed to Wyoming use the Temporal Disortion Device
</p><p>Space Stone - Allows the user to exist in any location; move any object anywhere throughout reality; warp or rearrange space; teleport themselves and others any place the user can imagine; increase their speed; and alter the distance between objects contrary to the laws of physics. At full potential, the Space Gem grants the user omnipresence.
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</td></tr><tr><td>To this one, I haven't found any AI who could be related, NEXT
<p>Mind Stone - Allows the user to enhance their mental and psionic abilities and access the thoughts and dreams of other beings. When backed by the Power Gem, the Mind Gem can access all minds in existence simultaneously. The Mind Gem is also the manifestation of the universal subconscious.
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<p>This here is interesting, at the beginning of my thougts, I was placing, Alpha, Epsilon, Omega and Sigma, but in the end, just Alpha, Epsilon also fills the role, but the way I see it, he was basically a weaker version of what Alpha could represent to this.
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<table><tr><td>Reality Stone - Allows the user to fulfill their wishes, even if the wish is in direct contradiction with scientific laws, and do things that would normally be impossible; and create any type of alternate reality the user wishes. When backed by the power of the other Gems, the Reality Gem allows the user to alter reality on a universal scale.
</td></tr></table></td></tr></table><p>This could go to Theta, for the Holographic Objects that she (I see Theta as girl) creates, but, we have a more powerful example of creating realities, Santa, yes, the alien AI, this is too obviuos to me explain
</p><p>Power Stone - Allows the user to access and manipulate all forms of energy; enhance their physical strength and durability; and boost the effects of the other five Gems. At full potential, the Power Gem grants the user omnipotence
</p><p>And one more that I simply didn't find anyone that matches, the closest thing in my opinion would be Omega and Sigma, but they just look for power, they don't have the power
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And for bonus, the Thanos representation would be Sigma, he wants power, by collecting the AI's/Stones </p>
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And for bonus, the Thanos representation would be Sigma, he wants power, by collecting the AI's/Stones </p>
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<p>I have though it fun to give names to the Aliens in Red vs Blue, and here are what I have thought up. feel free to suggest other names and who they are for if you want to.
</p><p>Crunchbite is Krun Bitam(ee).
</p><p>Smith is Su Mitham(ee).
</p><p>Junior is Jun Tukam(ee).
</p><p>I put the ee in parenthases because sangheili in the Covenant military often had the two e's added to their names similar to how humans have titles like mr, mrs, and dr.
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<p>Hey guys, can somebody please explain me why Church/Epsilon doesn't use his possession abilities to possess bad guys ( like Felix, Locusor Sharkface ) ? I'm really confused, this mean that he would just have to shoot himself when he possesses a bad guy's body.
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<p>Hello. I would love to hear how any of you think the Blood Gulch Crew looks like. Or how old you think they might be? You can also choose any Freelancer we know that has not had a face reveal.
</p><p>There are some rules to this though. Number 1: Carolina, Washington, Lopez, Alpha/Epsilon/Delta/Theta/Eta/Iota/Omega/Gamma/Sigma, Tex/Epsilon Tex, North & South Dakota, Wyoming, York, Connie, Maine/The META, Felix and Locus are off limits. We already know how the Freelancers listed look, even Wash as we got a little peak as to how he looks in Season 10. Same goes for Felix and Locus. As for Lopez, he has no face and Alpha and the other A.I, one can assume that they would look like younger versions of the Director.
</p><p>Rule number 2: You can still say how old you think they are, even if their face has been revealed. But the whole series timeline's present day events from Season 1 to 13 takes place over five years so none of them can be younger than atleast twenty five. You can't have one of them being twenty three as that would mean in Season 1 they would only be eighteen years old and that does not sound right. However there is one who is an exception to this rule, Kaikaina 'Sister' Grif. It is clear that she is younger than any of them so she can be younger than twenty five. Also we already know that Carolina is thirty four years old so she is still off limits.
</p><p>There I think that's it. I do hope any of you join in on this as I would love to hear how you think they look!
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<p>The wiki is dead guys, let's spruce it up a bit or do something to advertise it.
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Whos You Favourite Duo In Red Vs Blue? Mine Is York and Carolina and The twins
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<p>Hello. I was just wondering what you guys would think if RoosterTeeth where to make a red vs blue spin-off.
</p><p>This is completley just a fun idea I had. There are no things to support they are doing this. Hence why I put it in Fun and Games.
</p><p>I just thought it would have been cool if they made a spin-off series about Epsilon while he was inside the memory unit. It would show his many memory itterations of Alpha's momories of Blood Gulch. Like Season 9, nothing would be right.
</p><p>I had the idea that the first season would be a messed up re-telling of red vs blue Season 1. Except with the exception of no Tex as Church didn't see her again untill his final itteration in Season 9. Like Season 9 it would all be messed up. The reds wouldn't know who he is and Tucker would be the one to die and become a ghost.
</p><p>Yes I know there aren't actually ghosts but it's a memory, so it happens. Would also allow for some amusing moments. Like since he's a ghost he goes and finally checks out the girl on red team, only to be horrified when he finds out Donut's a guy.
</p><p>Just some silly ideas. The season would end with Church dying and like the end of the first episode of Season 14 (spoilers) he ends up in a white room and another version of himself appears to take notes of what went wrong and mabye the second time around will go better. Yeah right.
</p><p>So yeah. Just a fun idea I had.
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<p>This thread's for anyone who wish to make theories about RvB characters and their sexualities, and even come up with OCs.
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<p>I have an idea for a great PSA. Sarge and Yang (The latter from RWBY and will be in yellow hunter armor) talk about an upcoming death battle involving a Rooster Teeth character. Yang reveals it to be none other than Ruby. Yang makes references to her death battle and gloats she kicked Tifa's ass. Sarge then reveals Ruby's opponent to be Marluxia, something Grif strongly disagrees with and says Maka should have been her opponent, prompting Sarge to put up his shotgun and demand he agree that Marluxia is the right opponent.
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<p>I just started watching this show, I'm on the third season now. Is there maybe anything I should know....without giving spoilers, of course.
</p><p>Don't hate because I'm stupid! :)
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Is it just me or does Church reminds me of Carmine based off the fact that he dies a lot?
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