The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Sarge, Grif, Simmons, and Church try on some new ODST armor for their Firefight match, when Church asks Sarge if Sargeant Johnson is going to be in their match, Sarge says it's a possibility since he's in the game. Church then says he's heard so many legends of the Sargeant that he took on an entire Covenant Battalion by himself, He cannot be killed, and he also has laser eyes, but Church says that that last one isn't true. Grif is soon scared and Church makes some horrible analogies. Church soon says that Sargeant Johnson could be anywhere, at anyplace, and at anytime. They soon realize that Sargeant Johnson is right behind him. Sarge soon says " Whatever you do, don't look directly into his eyes." Apparantly, one of the soldiers looked and Sarge say's, " uh-oh too late," and sergeant Johnson kills one of the soldiers with his laser eyes, proving the rumor to be true.