Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-29800728-20161128144239/@comment-190.44.74.203-20161229152508

Sixties is a bit too old for active combat IMO. Especially when you're lugging that big suit of armor around. Also, Red vs Blue takes places hundreds of years into the future; average human height may have increased in that time, so 6'7'', while tall, wouldn't seem too excessive.(at least, that's my reasoning.)

Next up, the married couple:

Simmons is lean, but not out of shape. He's 6'4'', dark green eyes, and tan skin. He's also got a thing for stylish haircuts and hair dye, from when he tried to look cool at school. Donut stole the dye.

Post cyberization, his lower torso is mostly cybernetic, with metal plating along his abdomen, and several artificial organs and a few bones. His legs and upper arms have metal plates on them, in an attempt to reinforce his muscles and make him physically stronger, and the tendons in his arms are electronic, for better motor skills. We both know how that worked out:

"Son, did you just shoot yourself in the foot?"

"Yeah, I do that now sometimes."

Grif is 6'1 and pretty fucking fat, as in, he has trouble putting his custom-designed-for-his-girth ''armor on everyday. He's got really messy and greasy hair and dark eyes.

After surgery, Grif gained an inch to his height and a healthier body, but tha went downhill pretty fast. He's still less fat than before and his skin, while not mismatched, has some pretty ugly scarring as a result of lack of proper equipment. It's mostly just on his torso.

The both of them are 31 years old.