User blog comment:Agent Maroon78/Doc, Lopez, & Wash's Best Quote and Other Awards/@comment-10870881-20130802001153

Lopez: "This is a hammer, you fucking idiot."

Lopez: "Click. Oh, I can hear again. What a fucking miracle."

Lopez: "Sheila and I are going off to form our own robot army and we will be unstoppable."

Doc: " Wash, do you see the floating eyeball now? Is he here with us? I'd like to talk to the laser eye for a minute, Wash."

Wash: "Men, it appears our shitty fortifications aren't meeting my ridiculous standards! Let's steal Washington's tank, and fire it at our walls! That'll fix it!"

Wash: " Sarge, the Reds and Blues aren't fighting. We're just camped at opposite ends of the canyon... in colour divided teams. While heavily armed."