Red vs. Blue: Public Service Announcements

 The PSA's (Public Service Announcements) are short videos made by Rooster Teeth based around their machinima Red vs Blue, but not in context with any of the series. (The Blood Gulch Chronicles, Recollections etc.). Therefore, characters who have died in the main series may be alive in these short videos, and the events in the PSA's do not affect the series. The PSA's are often made to give information on the Halo games or to make a statement about the current world climate (e.g the worlds money crisis), or sometimes they have no point at all.

=Blood Gulch Chronicles=

PSA 1; W.M.D. (Weapons of Mass Destruction)
The first PSA. Simmons and Grif are trying to explain why WMD's should not be used, and why violence is never the answer. While they do this, one of the Blues, (obviously Church), is shooting at them with a sniper rifle. Grif gets more and more annoyed and starts fighting back. (The fighting happens off screen, while Simmons continues talking). The screen goes blank, and a final shot is heard, which seems to hit Simmons, who retaliates, showing the hipocricy of the whole thing.

PSA 2; Armor Cleaning
A very short PSA with Tucker explaining that they haven't released an episode that week because they can't possibly compete with the release of Halo 2. Ends with Tucker complaining about getting 'black stuff' off his armor, and Caboose saying that its actually him cleaning the armor. This is a referance to the point in season one when Tucker got "black stuff" on his armor from going through the teleportor and Caboose is still cleaning it off.

PSA 3; Tatoo Point/Counterpoint
In this PSA, Grif and Church are arguing the pros and cons of tatoos. Church says you should never get a tatoo because their stupid and because in ten years you'll regret getting one. Grif says that they're cool and as long as you avoid bad designs you will be respected and, apart from the pain, you'll feel good. Church then says that if you must get a tatoo, it should be of your favorite character from your favorite web cartoon (hint hint himself). The PSA seemingly has no point, but does give good arguments for and against tatoos.

PSA 4; Hey, Time Out
This PSA starts with the Reds shooting at the Blues, but Simmons is at the sidelines not fireing, after Caboose gives a bad comeback they stall for a moment, then continue fighting, Simmons goes on to explain that he needs to leave for a Microsoft PDC conference which is only done every few years. The Blues stop when they mention Microsoft, saying they were almost out of ammo, Sarge comes because of not hearing anyone dieing, then saying about how he was a lieutenant during the browser wars, and was Mr. Steve Balmers personal speech writer and wrote his kino for the last conference, cuts to scene where he says developers only, he was to say it 37 times, but only wanted to say it 35 times. He was in-turn demoted and shipped to this damn canyon. They ask where it is, Simmons is clueless as to L.A.'s condition. And Sarge tells him to make a microsoft executive say "developers" 37 times then "collect a whole bunch of free give-away crap".

PSA 5; The RvBIAA
Starts with Church, Donut, and Grif, they say how they are the most popular site, ever. Which leads into them saying about everyone stealing from them, so they want everything that they put on the internet to be paid for with, $45 million, everyone in their families information (such as social security number, drivers license numbers or birth date), or just find their moms purse and send it to them, for example they then show Donut's purse.

PSA 6; A Message to the Science Community
Simmons begins to introduce the PSA in the usual manner, but is interrupted by Tucker screaming that he can't take it. As what appears to be planetary rovers move in the background, Tucker states that there's no time for introductions and that they have a problem. Simmons agrees, telling the audience that they have a message for NASA, who the team calls "the most voyeuristic nerds in the universe." Tucker and Simmons continue, saying that while from a million miles away, Blood Gulch is interesting, it's not worth sending fourteen rovers. Tucker suggests simply calling them, and Simmons adds that they'd be happy to send samples. Church says that the other day he had been napping, when a rover drilled a hole in his rear and photographed him. ("That's not too cool.") Donut thinks he is a celebrity camwhore, and has married middle-aged men sending him messages all day. Donut attempts to give out his Amazon wishlist, but is interrupted by Church. Simmons looks on the bright side, revealing that Grif has found out how to make the rovers into skateboards. The rovers have begun harrassing Shiela as a clawed rover threatens Caboose. Another rover comes too close to the camera for Simmons's liking. The rovers begin to transmit pictures, much to the chagrin of all. The PSA ends with a series of photos.

PSA: Real Life Vs. Internet
Church and Grif discuss the differences between real life and the internet to newcomers.

PSA July 4th: 4th Of July Safety Tips
Church, Caboose, and Donut demonstrate the do's and don'ts when using fireworks on the 4th of July.

PSA Mother's Day: A Very Special Mother's Day Message
Sarge and Tucker talk about how to approach your mother with gifts on Mother's Day.

PSA Tax Day: Tax Day Tips
Sarge whines to Tucker about how much taxes he has to pay. Doc appears and tries to sort out their problems - though he nearly gets killed instead.

The Winter Lames: The Olympics Suck
The Reds and Blues tell their thoughts about the Winter Olympics and how it should be more "extreme".

Planning to Fail
This episode appears to have no point. Seemingly set around the time when the teams have returned to the canyon, before the ship arrives, but after Tex returns. Doc is at the Red base with Grif. Grif says nobody likes Doc because he doesn't have a Zombie Plan. Doc says that this is complete rubbish, and nobody has a Zombie Plan, and asked the rest of the Reds if they do, and it turns out that he is wrong. Grif plans to go to Alaska when zombies take over the world, because the zombies will freeze to death. Simmons has two weeks worth of food stored in his attic, but refuses to say what he will do after the two weeks are over, so not to let Grif know in case he becomes a zombie and comes after him. Sarge has 37 Zombie Plans, 36 of which involve using Grif as bait, and 1 involves infecting himself so he can then infect Grif. He also reveals that the reason he carries a shotgun with him at all times is to protect himself from zombies. Doc begins to say that with all the problems in the world, he can't believe people spend time thinking about Zombie Plans. Before he finishes saying this, the Blues begin to approach apparently affected by a zombie virus. The Reds scatter, and it becomes apparent that there is no infection, and it is just a plot by the Blues to get the Reds flag.

Let's all Go to the Movies
Church and Grif present scenarios of common annoyances in movie theaters.

PSA Holiday 2006: You Know What We Mean
Simmons and Grif begin to present a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays message but are interrupted by Doc who explains that the holidays can be offensive to many people.

Grifball PSA (Rules of the Game)
Church and Simmons explain the rules and regulations of the new hit sport known as Grifball. And also Sarge is pleased by this sport because you get to kill Grif as many times as you want and, according to Caboose, "It's fun because you get to use a hammer!"

=Recollections=

PSA 36: First!
Church and Caboose present a series of examples of forum posts they'd like to see people start using, parodying stereotypical forum posts across a number of topics. Periodically, they switch to Sarge talking to Lopez about the plot of Lost

Reconstruction PSA 2: Small Rewards
Simmons introduces the achievement function from the Xbox 360 into Red vs. Blue, however Grif disapproves of this saying that they are stupid. Sarge arrives and upon discovering that Simmons got an achievement for making fun of Grif, he melee attacks Grif. The first hit earns him an achievement, but upon realizing that they can only be earned once, Sarge becomes upset and leaves. Grif then earns an achievement stating that there is no air in his suit. Subsequently he chokes and Simmons tells him that the achievements see all. They are interrupted by Caboose who declares that he has made "achievmables" for Blue Team, and gives them to himself by saying "Bleep Bloop". Simmons becomes angry and leaves. The screen goes to the normal outro, but the video shows the episode goes on. After a few seconds the "Secret Bloop" is discovered, and if the user waits until the end of the video, they earn the "Last two minutes of my life back" achievement

PSA #4 Rock Bottom
The Red Team discusses the current financial crisis and prepares to offer suggestions on how to cope with the situation. Instead, Sarge and the Blue Team break in, discussing the bankruptcy of the Blue Team due to unsound financial decisions they had made and how the Red Team must bail them out. Not bearing to hear this, Grif runs to the pawn shop to pawn his gun and armor before the bank takes it away

Columbus Day( sponser only psa)
While the rest of the Red vs Blue team attempts to set up for Chapter 17 of Reconstruction (which mostly surrounds getting more vehicles and bothering the Meta), Caboose presents a PSA on Columbus Day. However, Caboose's attempts to discuss said holiday are full of misunderstandings and general absurdity, eventually leading a frustrated Simmons to turn off the camera and end the PSA

PSA: Fire Safety Where There's Smoke...
Simmons and Sarge present a series of fire safety tips to the viewers, all of which are completely unsafe and illogical. In the end, their demonstration causes their set to catch on fire. The end of the video is dedicated "In loving memory of the Red Team 2003-2009".

Thanksgiving 2008
Following the events of Reconstruction, the Reds sit down to celebrate Thanksgiving. Sarge attempts to follow the traditions of the first Thanksgiving, but with his only resources being first-grade reports he found online, makes some noticeable errors. Simmons set him straight about the spirit of Thanksgiving, inviting Caboose over to share the meal. Each character then presents a dish from their own culture

Valentine's Day 2009: You Had Me At Halo
Simmons and Grif go to Caboose to find out why he is crying. He says that day was Valentine's Day, and on that day, he had a "tradition" with Church: whenever Caboose tried to greet Church "Happy Valentine's Day!", Church would reply "Get the fuck away from me!" and literally tears Caboose's heart out. Now that Church disappeared, Caboose has no one to continue the "tradition", so Simmons volunteers to make fun of him

The Sixth Anniversary PSA: Add It Up
Sarge, Simmons and Caboose discuss the sixth anniversary of Rooster Teeth Productions. Specifically, Simmons mentions that the community has built a total of a millennium in online time, leading the others to briefly believe the users possess immortality of some kind. After a quick comparison of what the community has done with its time compared to the rest of the world, the three look forward to the future discoveries to be made

PSA #1: Off The Charts
As the cast prepares for episode 5 of Revelation, Sarge and Simmons discuss the fact that Mashable identified their show as having the largest male audience of any online show, deciding this means their show is the manliest of them all. To back up their point, they show user photos from their fanbase and poke a little fun at them and their supposed "manliness", including a picture of Rooster Teeth staff member Gustavo Sorola.

PSA #2: Game On
Grif and Simmons tell the viewer about video games and Downloadable content. The even talk about how downloadable could be good in the RvB DVD's.

Deja View PSA
The Red and Blue Teams head over to their new bases, otherwise known as their old home, Blood Gulch, and Simmons is excited to explain to Grif all the new features they have.

Halo Fest PSA
An event for the new game, Halo: Reach, where you can win lifesized spartans from Noble Squad.

PSA #3: Pro-Tips
Church and Sarge gives some tips on how to make a successful internet video.

PSA #4: Upgrading
Church and Sarge do a point, counter-point about Upgrading.

PSA #1:Bungie's 20th Anniversary PSA
The guys from Red vs. Blue explain almost everything you need to know about Bungie's 20th Anniversary... while their faces are on fire.

PSA #2: What I Did On My Summer Vacation
Caboose visits the Halo Reach campaign.

PSA #3: Gamer Etiquette
Sarge and Church walk you through proper behavior in a gaming environment.