User blog comment:Western Gen/Speculations for Season 13/@comment-24435635-20141117212752

well but what if the blood gulch crew and carolina are captured for some reason and they compile epsilon into a file and the guy who is scanning for a virus sees a ad for free armor polish and it turns out the alpha jumped out of wash's head and absorbed the fragments except for tex(beta) and were hiding until there was a chance to save everyone and look badass while doing it. Also what if the chairman had 2 robots with universal translators and after Alpha caused a WTF? Moment for everyone he and Beta jumped into them and made them look like the would usually do and before that Alpha would absorb Epsilon so he would be up to speed on everything and suddenly a teeport grenade Grif had that he forgot about would turn purple and doc would appear and all mayhem would ensure and Alpha would sent all of the incriminating evidence to every U.N.S.C base and ship in the galaxy and the head brass of the U.N.S.C would send the Infinity to arrest him and when they got there the chairman would be dead of 20,000 bullets and laser burns and getting stabbed by Tucker's laser sword and they would be called the greatest......soldiers.......of all time(except for John-117 AKA Master Chief).