Carlos Trabka

"Every time you start on one of these damn crusades, I start pissing kidney stones like hail. It's like a tommy-gun down there!"

- Carlos to Dylan Andrews in Prologue

Carlos Trabka is the boss of Interstellar Daily, and therefore the boss of Dylan Andrews. He is seen to be a rather crude and unkind individual, which is further emphasized by the nickname "Grumpy McBossypants" Dylan gave him on the call they had. He oversees Andrews endeavors as a journalist, and when she wanted to find out more about the "terrorist Red and Blues" story, he reluctantly gave her permission to pursue it.