Chain Guy and Chain Girl

"Mow 'em down!"

- Insurrectionist Leader to the twins.

The Twin Insurrectionist Chain Gunners first appear in Oversight, with one seen painting their turret during the Chairman's message. They both made a more prominent appearance in Fighting Fire, where they are seen using their turrets to suppress the incoming Freelancer Agents who were trying to enter the Insurrectionist bunker.

Role in Plot
After the Insurrectionist Leader takes down agent Florida, he asks these two soldiers to stand their ground and prevent any other intrusion. Soon after, sniper rounds from Wyoming disorient the two, but they immediately recover and prevent him from making any progress.

Washington, Carolina, and York soon join him, with Carolina commanding him to move up. Wyoming refuses, believing that he would be killed by the Turret Soldiers. Then, a cloaked Tex rushes past the Turret Soldiers, only to be followed by Carolina after ordering the rest of the Freelancers to provide covering fire.

As the twin soldiers focus their fire on the covering Freelancers, Florida recovers and throws the Leader's tomahawk at the two turret soldiers. He misses, and then proceeds to use explosive ammo from his assault rifle to fire at a nearby crane, causing it to malfunction. The crane swings out of control and knocks the Turret Soldiers off of the bridge, causing a crate the crane was holding to fall on them, killing the Turret Soldiers and causing an explosion of yellow liquid to splatter around the crate.

Appearance
The Twin Insurrectionist Turret soldiers seem to have similar looking armor, with opposite symbols. One turret gunner has a smiley face displayed on his/her visor and turret barrel, with his/her turret guard reading: "Have A Nice Day, Or Else." A command module can also be seen on his helmet. The other turret gunner has a frowny face on his/her helmet and turret barrel, with his/her turret guard reading "Turn That Frown Upside Down." They both don security shoulder paldrons and have a primary armor color of steel. However, one gunner has a maroon trim, while the other has a red trim. They also have UA/Multi-Threat shoulder pauldrons, located on their hips.

Skills and Abilities
The Twin Insurrectionist chain gunners act mainly as guards than they do soldiers. As a result, they specialize in suppressive fire and halting enemy advances. They are also extremely heavily armored, being unfazed by Wyoming's sniper shots and quickly recover after being knocked down by Tex. They had displayed enough skill with their turrets to completely pin down the Freelancer team and even hit a speeding Carolina whilst she was approaching them. However, they were killed when a crate, knocked astray by Florida, crushed them.

Trivia

 * Similar to the Insurrectionist Flame Soldier (and some of the other Insurrectionists), the Turret Soldiers' armor (most noticably their visors) and weapons have emblems. In their case, one of the soldiers has a Frowny Face, and one has a Smiley Face.
 * An eerie carnival-like music is played when they first appear. Added to their emblems and intimidating looks, they are implied to have sub-optimal mental health.
 * The soldiers appear to communicate in giggles and weeps.
 * As mentioned before, yellow liquid is shown when they are crushed, but it's unknown if this was paint, came from the crate, or their blood.