User blog comment:TheMegaShyGuy/Halo 4 RvB Easter Eggs/@comment-2135507-20121016023108/@comment-4616231-20121016211021

In the year 2552,

in the last year of the Covenant invasion of the outer planets,

a hero arose, a cyborg known only by the name Master Chief.

He led the Covenant to the edge of space,

to a ringworld called Halo.

It was on Halo that Master Chief learned the grand plan of the Covenant armada.

To destroy humanity and its homeworld... Earth.

He destroyed the ringworld, and the armada along with it.

But it's hard to keep a good alien down.

In the meantime, some guys got all pissed off.

And totally started wailing on each other.

What a bunch of dicks.