Raise 'Em if Ya Got 'Em

Flag Day is a PSA of Red vs. Blue, available on the season 2 DVD, that involoves Doc, Tucker and Donut celebrating the Flag Day. This PSA is a sequel of St. Patrick's Day.

Synopsis
Donut is trying to convince Doc and Tucker that the Flag Day is a real and important holiday. Everyone who's not rising his flag must be pinched.

Red Team

 * Donut

Blue Team

 * Tucker

Other

 * Doc

Transcript
Fade on Tucker and Doc near the Warthog

Doc: Well Tucker, if he wasn't Scottish and he wasn't Irish, I don't know what you think it could be.

Tucker: Doc! For the last time, that wasn't a kilt, it was a dress.

Doc: Then how do you explain the back pipes?

Tucker: Dude...Those weren't back pipes,

Doc: Yoooouuuuk!

Donut: Hey guys! What's going on?

Tucker:  Donut, what the hell are you doing with that flag?

Doc: Hey! Put that back! You getting it all flappy.

Donut: But guys, we're all supposed to have a flag today. It's Flag Day!

Tucker: It's what day?

Donut: Flag Day! The day we all take time out to celebrate how wonderful it is to have a flag.

Doc: Oh men! I don't have a flag. I don't even have a side!

Tucker: Please! That's just a made a made up holyday design to get people to spend money. Like double Hanoukkah or Thanks Giving Extreme.

Donut: Nan ha! It's real and it's today.

Doc: Donut, do you think I can hold your flag? Just for a little while?

Donut: No way! Because guess what happen to anybody not holding a flag on Flag Day? That's right! They get pinched.

Tucker: No they don't!

Doc: Wait a minute.... Isn't this just like what happen on Saint Patrick's Day?

Donut: That's right! Only this time, Donut's in charge. Now lie right up for some good old fashion Flag Day pinching. I'll promesse, I'll only grab the meaty parts!

Tucker: Oh my God! Dude, you are fucking weird!

Tucker's leaving

Doc: Just when I thought we were begining to bond.

Doc's leaving and Donut stay alone

Donut: Hey guys! Don't go! We haven't even play any holyday games yet, like "raise the flag pole". You know you want to.