Planning to Fail

&nbsp Planning to Fail is PSA that tells the various plans of the different soldiers of the Red team. Ironically enough, they get a chance to pt it to use.

Plot
Grif tells Doc that no one (presumably in the team) likes him. In his efforts to prove otherwise, Grif askhim for his zombie plan.

Grif says that his plan involves him moving to Alaska. Since zombies have no body heat, they will freeze in the cold.

Doc still thinks having a zombie plan is quite ridiculous. To prove this incorrect, he calls on Simmons and asks him about his zombie plan.

Simmons has 2 weeks worth of food in his attic and invites Grif to stay with him. Grif being concern of what happens after the two weeks asks what happens then. He says he will keep all to himself for his sake and won't risk Grif turning into a zombie and know what he is up to. The two compare zombie plans and wish each other luck.

Sarge arrives to check on "what's with all the yammering about." Doc ask him if he has a "zombie plan". It appeared that he has bnot one, but 37 different zombie plans. Grif being impressed was advised by Sarge not to be because 36 of those plans involve using Grif as bait. The last zombie plan involves infecting himself just to devour Grif.

Doc still convinces everyone of the obscurity of the idea of having a zombie plan, but just then moaning filled the canyon. Then a swarm of the undead makes their way towards Red Base as the Blue have become zombies and are heading straight towards them. The Reds then proceed with their respective zombie plans. Sarge, however, asks Doc for his "moistest meat". It is then reveal that it is just one of the Blues antics. Church's plan is to get the Red Flag while they're hiding in fear.

Caboose gets his lines wrong and tucker gets a chance to use "Bow-chicka-bow-wow".

Trivia

 * Most of the zombie plans mirror cultural references of what a zombie infestation would appear to be.
 * Simmons' "Attic" zombie plan may seem identical to the story that Annie Frank hid from the Nazis in an attic. And Simmons not risking Grif knowing what he is up to is because the only time she was captured was somene telling the Nazis where they hide.