Red vs. Blue: Public Service Announcements



The PSAs (Public Service Announcements) are short videos made by Rooster Teeth based around their machinima Red vs. Blue, but not in context with any of the series. (The Blood Gulch Chronicles, Recollections etc.). Therefore, characters who have died in the main series may be alive in these short videos, and the events in the PSA's do not affect the series. The PSA's are often made to give information on the Halo games or to make a statement about the current world climate (e.g the worlds money crisis), or sometimes they have no point at all.

PSA 1; W.M.D. (Weapons of Mass Destruction)
The first PSA. Simmons and Grif are trying to explain why WMD's should not be used, and why violence is never the answer. While they do this, one of the Blues, (obviously Church), is shooting at them with a sniper rifle. Grif gets more and more annoyed and starts fighting back. (The fighting happens off screen, while Simmons continues talking). The screen goes blank, and a final shot is heard, which seems to hit Simmons, who retaliates, showing the hypocrisy of the whole thing.

PSA 2; Armor Cleaning
A very short PSA with Tucker explaining that they haven't released an episode that week because they can't possibly compete with the release of Halo 2. Ends with Tucker complaining about getting 'black stuff' off his armor, and Caboose saying that its actually him cleaning the armor. This is a referance to the point in season one when Tucker got "black stuff" on his armor from going through the teleportor and Caboose is still cleaning it off.

PSA 3; Tattoo Point/Counterpoint
In this PSA, Grif and Church are arguing the pros and cons of tatoos. Church says you should never get a tatoo because they're stupid and because in ten years you'll regret getting one. Grif says that they're cool and as long as you avoid bad designs you will be respected and, apart from the pain, you'll feel good. Church then says that if you must get a tatoo, it should be of your favorite character from your favorite web cartoon (hinting towards himself).

PSA 4; Hey, Time Out
This PSA starts with the Reds shooting at the Blues, but Simmons is at the sidelines not firing, after Caboose gives a bad comeback they stall for a moment, then continue fighting, Simmons goes on to explain that he needs to leave for a Microsoft PDC conference which is only done every few years. The Blues stop when they mention Microsoft, saying they were almost out of ammo, Sarge comes because of not hearing anyone dying, then saying about how he was a lieutenant during the browser wars, and was Mr. Steve Balmers' personal speech writer and wrote his kino for the last conference. The scene then flashbacks to a clip of Balmer repeatedly saying 'developers', then cuts back to Sarge stating he was to say it 37 times, but only wanted to say it 35 times. Sarge claims that at some point in time, he was demoted and sent to Blood Gulch for unspecified reasons pertaining to Balmer. They inform Sarge that the conference will be held in L.A.. Sarge then requests that Simmons has a Microsoft executive say 'developers' 37 times and collect 'a bunch of free give-away crap'.

PSA 5; The RvBIAA
Starts with Church, Donut, and Grif, they say how they are the most popular site, ever. Which leads into them saying about everyone stealing from them, so they want everything that they put on the internet to be paid for with, $45 million, everyone in their families information (such as social security number, drivers license numbers or birth date), or just find their moms' purse and send it to them, for example they then show Donut's purse.

PSA 6; A Message to the Science Community
After an interrupted introduction, the teams complain about the number of NASA-sent space exploration rovers in the gulch, noting it would be much easier to call them using a phone if the they want to find out what the canyon is like. The rovers are seen terrorizing the inhabitants of the gulch, as Caboose is frightened by a rover's large claw, and Sheila must fend off multiple drones hitting on her. All but Grif are annoyed, as he has been able to adjust a rover to effectively make him a high-powered skateboard, and makes a ramp.

PSA 7; Real Life Vs. Internet
Church and Grif discuss the differences between real life and the internet to newcomers.

PSA 8; July 4th: 4th Of July Safety Tips
Church, Caboose, and Donut demonstrate the do's and don'ts when using fireworks on the 4th of July.

PSA 9; Mother's Day: A Very Special Mother's Day Message
Sarge and Tucker talk about how to approach your mother with gifts on Mother's Day.

PSA 10; Tax Day: Tax Day Tips
Sarge whines to Tucker about how much taxes he has to pay. Doc appears and tries to sort out their problems - though he nearly gets killed instead.

Thanksgiving Day PSA Indigestion 2004
For Thanksgiving, Sarge announces his plan to out do the turducken with his own improbably complex creation, while Grif and Church try to point out the difference between Red vs. Blue and Red and Blue states to confused viewers as the 2004 general election loomed.

Winter PSA 2005 Cold & Flu Season Tips
Grif and Simmons present various tips to combat the cold and flu, though they have little expert knowledge of the subject. To supplement this, Doc appears to offer his own advice, though it becomes obvious that he considers many of the side effects of O'Malley's possession of him to be common ailments that are met with the cold and flu, along with a series of listed effects. It is revealed that Caboose has been suffering from avian influenza, from which he believes he can fly, and falls off a rock trying to demonstrate his ability. Finally, Donut advises to stay warm and avoid computer viruses. As Grif pretends to be sick himself, Sarge prepares his own unorthodox treatments.

The Winter Lames: The Olympics Suck
The Reds and Blues tell their thoughts about the Winter Olympics and how it should be more "extreme."

Lethargy Crisis
The characters give some tips on how to survive the rising price of gasoline, such as the alternative of milk, though it is more expensive.

Planning to Fail
Grif, Simmons and Sarge share their plans for dealing with a zombie invasion with Doc, while the Blue Team pretends to be zombies to scare the Reds so they can capture the Red flag.

Let's All Go to the Movies
Church and Grif present scenarios of common annoyances in movie theaters.

PSA Holiday 2006: You Know What We Mean
Simmons and Grif begin to present a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays message but are interrupted by Doc who explains that the holidays can be offensive to many people.

Go, Go Gadget
Grif and Simmons complain of the constantly advancing state of current technology, seemingly rendering each device obsolete shortly after release. Sarge argues that the best way for a gadget to remain high-tech is to never make it into the public's hands, and that money should be contributed to items that "don't exist, and hopefully never will". Some examples are HHD DVVDD BVD players, Red-ray discs and MP48s.

Grifball PSA: Rules of the Game
Church and Simmons explain the rules and regulations of the new hit sport known as Grifball. And also Sarge is pleased by this sport because you get to kill Grif as many times as you want and, according to Caboose, "It's fun because you get to use a hammer!"

PSA 36: First!
Church and Caboose present a series of examples of forum posts they'd like to see people start using, parodying stereotypical forum posts across a number of topics. Periodically, they switch to Sarge talking to Lopez about the plot of Lost.

Reconstruction PSA 2: Small Rewards
Simmons introduces the achievement function from the Xbox 360 into Red vs. Blue, however Grif disapproves of this saying that they are stupid. Sarge arrives and upon discovering that Simmons got an achievement for making fun of Grif, he melee attacks Grif. The first hit earns him an achievement, but upon realizing that they can only be earned once, Sarge becomes upset and leaves. Grif then earns an achievement stating that there is no air in his suit. Subsequently he chokes and Simmons tells him that the achievements see all. They are interrupted by Caboose who declares that he has made "achievmables" for Blue Team, and gives them to himself by saying "Bleep Bloop". Simmons becomes angry and leaves. The screen goes to the normal outro, but the video shows the episode goes on. After a few seconds the "Secret Bloop" is discovered, and if the user waits until the end of the video, they earn the "Last two minutes of my life back" achievement.

Rock The VETO
The Red and Blue teams exercise their multiplayer rights.

PSA #4 Rock Bottom
The Red Team discusses the current financial crisis and prepares to offer suggestions on how to cope with the situation. Instead, Sarge and the Blue Team break in, discussing the bankruptcy of the Blue Team due to unsound financial decisions they had made and how the Red Team must bail them out. Not bearing to hear this, Grif runs to the pawn shop to pawn his gun and armor before the bank takes it away.

Columbus Day (sponser only psa)
While the rest of the Red vs Blue team attempts to set up for Chapter 17 of Reconstruction (which mostly surrounds getting more vehicles and bothering the Meta), Caboose presents a PSA on Columbus Day. However, Caboose's attempts to discuss said holiday are full of misunderstandings and general absurdity, eventually leading a frustrated Simmons to turn off the camera and end the PSA.

PSA: Fire Safety Where There's Smoke...
Simmons and Sarge present a series of fire safety tips to the viewers, all of which are completely unsafe and illogical. In the end, their demonstration causes their set to catch on fire. The end of the video is dedicated "In loving memory of the Red Team 2003-2009."

Thanksgiving 2008
Following the events of Reconstruction, the Reds sit down to celebrate Thanksgiving. Sarge attempts to follow the traditions of the first Thanksgiving, but with his only resources being first-grade reports he found online, makes some noticeable errors. Simmons set him straight about the spirit of Thanksgiving, inviting Caboose over to share the meal. Each character then presents a dish from their own culture.

Valentine's Day 2009: You Had Me at Halo
Simmons and Grif go to Caboose to find out why he is crying. He says that day was Valentine's Day, and on that day, he had a "tradition" with Church: whenever Caboose tried to greet Church "Happy Valentine's Day!", Church would reply "Get the fuck away from me!" and literally tears Caboose's heart out. Now that Church disappeared, Caboose has no one to continue the "tradition", so Simmons volunteers to make fun of him.

The Sixth Anniversary PSA: Add It Up
Sarge, Simmons and Caboose discuss the sixth anniversary of Rooster Teeth Productions.

PSA #1: Off The Charts
As the cast prepares for episode 5 of Revelation, Sarge and Simmons discuss the fact that Mashable identified their show as having the largest male audience of any online show, deciding this means their show is the manliest of them all. To back up their point, they show user photos from their fanbase and poke a little fun at them and their supposed "manliness", including a picture of Rooster Teeth staff member Gustavo Sorola.

PSA #2: Game On
Grif and Simmons tell the viewer about video games and Downloadable content. The even talk about how downloadable could be good in the RvB DVD's.

Deja View PSA
The Red and Blue Teams head over to their new bases, otherwise known as their old home, Blood Gulch, and Simmons is excited to explain to Grif all the new features they have.

Halo Fest PSA
An event for the new game, Halo: Reach, where you can win lifesized spartans from Noble Team.

PSA #3: Pro-Tips
Church and Sarge gives some tips on how to make a successful internet video.

PSA #4: Upgrading
Church and Sarge do a point, counter-point about Upgrading.

PSA #1:Bungie's 20th Anniversary
The guys from Red vs. Blue explain almost everything you need to know about Bungie's 20th Anniversary... while their faces are on fire.

PSA #2: What I Did On My Summer Vacation
Caboose visits the Halo Reach campaign.

PSA #3: Gamer Etiquette
Sarge and Church walk you through proper behavior in a gaming environment.

PSA #4: Drafted
The Reds and Blues speculate what it would be like to be in the big leagues.

PSA #1: Save the Date
Grif wants to make sure his schedule is absolutely clear for the launch of Halo 4. But first he has to convince Sarge to give him the day off.

PSA #2: Remember To Not Forget
Sarge gets a hold of some very important information about Halo 4, and he wants to keep it from the Blues at all costs.

PSA #3: Internet Survival Guide
The cast of Red vs. Blue lays down essential survival tips for navigating the internet.

PSA #4: Higgs Bozos
The RvB Science Team discusses the Higgs Boson. Watch and learn absolutely nothing about the thing that created absolutely everything.

PSA #5: Voting Fever
What do you get when you combine Halo 4, the Election, a musical number and Red vs. Blue? This very special PSA. Do your duty as an American and watch it now! Then go vote and play Halo 4!

PSA #6: Sleeper
A special live action short featuring Sarge, Grif, and Caboose.

PSA #1: Global Championship
Prepare for the Halo Global Championship, kicking off this summer at RTX 2013!

PSA #2: The &#35;1 Movie in the Galaxy
Sarge shows the Blues a trailer he made for a Red vs. Blue movie.

PSA #3: Game Changer
The Commissioner shows the Rookie the basics of Ricochet, a new gametype featured in Halo 4.

PSA #4: I Just Spied in Your Arms Tonight
After realizing that the NSA have the ability to spy on gamers within first-person shooter video games, Simmons takes action to fight against them.

PSA #1: Get a Job
Grif and Simmons give you the down-low on how to survive in today's job market.