User blog comment:Agent Maroon78/Doc, Lopez, & Wash's Best Quote and Other Awards/@comment-4616231-20130727180427

"So I told him, "You do not weigh more, I weigh more." Then we put our bodies on the scale and determined that I had the greatest weight. After that they called me "Lopez, the Heavy." - Lopez

"Never will I work for the enemy. May a pox be upon your soul and your house." - Lopez

"Mister Tucker, you promised your love to me." - Lopez

"The first time I saw your treads

And enormous chassis of steel

I knew that I had found someone

To share a robot love so real" - Lopez

Some old favorites.