User blog comment:Western Gen/Speculations for Season 13/@comment-93.86.95.70-20150502123020/@comment-178.219.97.150-20150503204726

Sarge upgraded Simmons in the first place... you mean making him a cyborg? That's probably because he didn't want Grif to be a one and Donut wouldn't use it in any effective way.

Weird shit is going on inside everyone's head in this show, so, yeah.