Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-115.135.166.22-20150313155752

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SvgDiEaIkU

''This Year's 3rd Annual Induction into Rocket Prisoners Major League Football Hall of Fame is particularly exciting for me because I have never played that particular game. But I promise to uphold the Office. What an honor it is for me and indeed all who listen to me to elect me to the Office of Best Male. And I promise to pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America.''

''Also, this speech proves that I am better than Tucker. I have been informed that at my request, my Grammy will be melted down and refashioned to take the form of me kicking Tucker in the butt while on my way to collect the Oscar which we can all agree will make an excellent picture for Times Magazine's Person Cover of the Year which Tucker has also never won.''

Also, I would like to list people who I would like to thank:

1) Apples, the Cat who would always let me pet on it even though my hands were all sticky.

2) My agent, Iris Silverburn.

Enclosing let me say, "I WILL NOT RAISE TAXES!"

Thank You!

The video is old but I just post it for those who didn't know. Also, please tell me whether the speech is accurate. 