User blog comment:Western Gen/Speculations for Season 12/@comment-10990964-20140731062848

Did anyone manage to count all the space pirates so far?

And why does Sam's file say "deceased"? He just got punched in the face, he wasn't shot in the head. Even Sleeveless Insurrectionist Soldier's status says "Unknown", and he was punched by MOTHERFUCKING MAINE, with his hardest punch ever of all time.