User:Hawki

Yep, it's a timeline of the series. Woot.

Early History
-9th century: The Aliens invent the telephone.

-1555: Season 3 (past) occurs.

-Late 19th century: The telephone is invented on Earth.

The New Age
-2040: The Bible is rewritten with a huge chase scene and a cameo by Ben Stiller.

-2151: Conscription is banned as it’s seen as an infringement of civil liberties.

-2490: Reginald is born.

-2507: ‘Sarge’ is born.

-2511: John (Master Chief) is born.

-2523: Butch Flowers is born.

-2524: Frank DuFresne, Max Gain and Dexter Grif are born.

-2525: Leonard L. Church and Phil are born.

-2526: Dick Simmons and York are born.

-2527: Allison (aka. “Tex”) is born.

-2530: Vickroy and Micky are born.

-2533: Jimmy is born.

-2534: Lavernius Tucker is born.

-2535: ‘Sister’ and ‘The Red Zealot’ are born.

-2536: Michael J. Caboose is born.

-2537: Franklin Delano Donut is born.

War
-2551: The first galactic conscription is held in 500 years in order to balance out the Red and Blue armies. Grif is the unlucky candidate.

-2552: The Master Chief “blows up the whole Covenant armada”. The Red vs. Blue War begins shortly afterwards.

-Sarge, Simmons and Grif are stationed at Blood Gulch Outpost No. 1

-2554: Church and Tex join the Blue Army. Church is given the rank of Private while Tex joins the Special Forces. Church is assigned to a base on Sidewinder.

-2555, February: Working as a freelancer, Tex wipes out the Blue forces on Sidewinder apart from Church.

-March: Church is stationed at Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha alongside PFC Tucker and Captain Flowers.

-Sarge begins building Lopez.

-Mid March: Flowers dies from an heart attack, courtesy of “asprin overdose.”

-Tucker and Church begin spying on the Red Base in Blood Gulch.

Why are we Here?
-Early April: Season 1 begins.

-Mid April: Season 1 ends.

-July: Season 2 occurs.

-Season 3 (present) occurs.

-2556: The second Covenant invasion occurs. It is presumably defeated although a protracted war develops.

Back to the Future
-3387: Vic Jr. is born.

-3408, July: Season 3 (future) occurs.

-Season 4 begins

-Out of Mind begins.

-Late July: Season 4 ends.

-August: Out of Mind ends.

-Season 5 occurs.