Snowman Fed

"Huh... Well would you look at that, just a couple of harmless snowmen. You guys wouldn't happen to be the ones making all that racket now, would you? (chuckles) Well time for some target practice. (Tucker's sword burst out of the snowman and stabs him) But... why snowman?"

- Snowman Fed in Thin Ice

This unnamed Federal Army soldier is a soldier of the Federal Army of Chorus who was stationed at F.A.C. Outpost 37.

Role in Plot
When Tucker, Simmons, Grif, and Caboose broke into F.A.C. Outpost 37 to rescue their "captured" comrades, this Federal soldier heard them fall into the base. As he came to investigate, he spoke out loud that he was approaching, making the four captains panic. At the last moment, Grif somehow made four snowmen for the group to hide in, tricking this soldier. The soldier then playfully talked to the snowmen, asking if they were responsible for the noise. However, when he decided to use the snowmen as target practice, Tucker was forced to kill the soldier using his energy sword. After he died, the four captains hid his corpse by burying it in snow.

Trivia

 * Although this character was left unnamed and had little screen time, he obtained much popularity from fans of the series, calling him Snowman Fed for the scene he was in and even giving him a back story.
 * It seems Snowman Fed may have been mentally unstable, as he wasn't only tricked by the captains disguise, but didn't question the existence of the snowmen and even believed the snowmen were sentient creatures when he died.