Don't Get Me Started

This is the first episode of Recreation besides the trailer. The series "Recreation" takes place right after the events after Reconstruction and Relocated.

Plot
In the opening scene, Sarge practices his version of psychological warfare on Caboose, by telling them the Red's are going to attack. Simmons doesn't understand this and says they should just do it. Sarge responds saying there is an order to war. Grif wants to milk this assignment so he uses reverse psychology to get Sarge to call off the attack. At Blue base, Caboose is seen welding something, but no other hints are given. Sarge calls Command for orders regarding the Blues and they tell him they have no record of the Blues. When Sarge relays this information, Simmons remembers that they erased the Blues from Command's database during Reconstruction. Sarge then remembers, incorrectly though, that he was the brains behind the removal of the Blues information, that he shot and killed Grif, and that Simmons transformed into a motorcycle which he used to escape. Simmons tells him that that was not what really happened and Grif asks that if it did happen, why was he still alive. Sarge says he asks himself that question every day.

Quotes



 * "If all that really happened, then why am I still alive?" - Grif
 * "I ask myself that question every day." - Sarge