Why Were We Here?

Grif and Simmons are searching for Caboose, whilst Church and Tucker turn on their radio's to stop O'mally (now known as Omega) from reaching Tex. Church and Tex have an argument over which one of the two may be infected, when they hear Simmons with a maniac voice on the radio. Tex meelees Church and runs to red team whilst Tucker throws grenades to stop her. Church reaches Red team 1st and tells them that he thinks one of their number is infected. Sarge imediatly shoots Grif with a shotgun (which he states is part of Emergance Plan Delta). He then reveales that he believed Simmons in infected. Donut tels him that thats how all plans start. Simmons gets ontop of the Worthog's Machine gun and aims at Sarge, telling him that killing Sarge ould make him leader of Red Team, then planning on killing every being in the universe. Sarge tells Donut to inisiate Emergancy Plan: Trigger Simmons #11, Donut reacts to the order, and shoots Grif in the face with a Battle Rifle. Sarge reminds him that he said #11, to which Donut asks where can he a steamroller. Tex then shows up and contineusly beats Simmons on the floor. Sarge then asks if she'd like to oin Red team as he believs Black is just a realy dark shade of red. Caboose turns back on his radio and Omega jumps into him. Tex then jumps out of her body and into Cabooses. Church follows her. Tucker tells Sarge that Tex and Omega have a plan to enslave the entire alien race, and that Tex would probably become something like a Queen of the Universe. Donut gasps and says in an effeminate voice that he never new we were hosting [that] competition. Red team then go to Lopez to ask him whereare any explosives [to blow up this ship with]. In Cabooses mind, Church meets; A cowardly Simmons who praises when he captures Church, a Grif whith a funny voice who calls Simmons 'Simon', a Donut with a girls voice who lkes shopping, a Sarge whose accent changes from steriotipical cockney to a steriotipical pirate accent, a Tucker who braggs on about things that he believs the others already know so theres no point in telling them. Church is taken to Caboose who is more of a here, he notices a sister with a mans voice. They take him to where Tex and Omega are fighting. Church sees that they ghave ceesed fire and so kills Omega AND Tex. he then throws a grenade and kills himself, accidently taking the Mental-formed Sister with him. Omega takes over Donut. Else wear, Lopez meets with the new Shiela who is now a Ship, Andy jokes by saying that she's fat. The mental Sister pops up i the real world but a surge send him back to the snow world where the Churches are. Sargeant Flowers, no longer evil, meets Tucker. He is about to tell him Red Teams weakness when he stops, when he's asked why, he says that he is dramaticaly pausing for an unknown reason. He is killed via Sniper Rifle whilst saying so. Red team try and help theEvil Donut. He is then meeleed by Tex and so Omega jumps into Sarge. Tex meelees sarge aswell, but Omega jumps into Grif, who falls asleep. Omega jumps back into Doc, before jumping into Church. Church is surprised by the fact that he feels the same. after being meelee'd by Tex, Omega reaches his goal. Tex goes to the ship, taking Lopez with her. The ship launches and is destroyed by Andy. there is no explosion so Red Team boo the air, when a tiny explosion occures, Red team are amazed by it.

Ending 1
because of the death of 2 blues, the blues kill 2 Reds, and the reds kill a lue for Lopez's death. it ends in complete destruction when they run around the entire canyon killing each other. Caboose is the victor for several seconds before being killed by a falling Warthog.

Ending 2
Red Team go back underground and talk top Vic on the computer, who is angry because his plan was foiled. Sarge destroyes the computer and the Universe is destroyed. it is then revealed that they were playing a game called Red VS. Blue and it is 2003 (the year the show premiered). It is also revealed that every time 'Tucker' said the popular 'bombomchikawowow' line, it was infact a friend of his shouting through an Xbox microphone.

Ending 3
Blue team leave back to their base. Caboose and Church mimic the first episode by asking why they are there. Church shows the reason why War is obsolite. Caboose actualy meant why were they not in the shade. Grif and Simmons are looking at Blue team via sniper rifle, also mimicing the 1st episode. Sarge has constructed an ATV out of spare Warthog parts. when deciding what to name it, sarge says not to give any stupid names. This mimics Season one where Grif names the new jeap Worthog, which no one gets, even though it looks similar to one. By mimicing season 1 scenes, it is suggested that Simmons names the ATV Mongoose and no-one gets the name either.