Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-99.248.240.19-20180530050932/@comment-90.253.59.220-20180729195435

Hodgepig

Once again. (Breath In)

"Real Church" gets flung back in time to meet Gamma, Gamma sends "Real Church" to Blood Gulch, "Real Church ends up causing most of the events that happen to "Past Church". "Real Church" then follows the Reds & Blues to Sidewinder, "First Church" tells "Real Church" to meet "Church Paradox" at the top of the ramp, Bomb goes off, "Real Church" goes back to Gamma, Gamma sends "Real Church" back to Sidewinder, "Real Church" meets up with "Church Paradox", "Real Church" tells "Latest Church" to go do whatever he does that fixes everything, "Latest Church" meets up with "Tex Freeing Church" then meets up with the Reds & Blues, meanwhile "Real Church" now has to find "New Church" to tell him to meet the "Church Paradox" at the top of the ramp, then "Real Church" does whatever the "First Church" did, then rejoins the "Church Paradox" for the arrival of "New Church" who will tell the "Latest Church" to do whatever he does that fixes everything, "Real Church" then does whatever the "Second Church" did, then rejoins the "Church Paradox" for the arrival of the "New New Church" who will tell the "Latest Church" to do whatever he does that fixes everything, as the "New Church" will have gone off to do whatever the "First Church" did, "Real Church" then infests Caboose's mind and waits until Sister arrives at Blood Gulch to impose as Caboose's memory of Sister (Yellow Church), "Latest Church" then enters Caboose's mind to force out Omega and Tex, "Latest Church" then expells himself and "Real/Yellow Church" out of Caboose's mind, "Real/Yellow Church" then gets thrown back in time to the "Church Paradox" via Wyoming's time distortion unit, "New New New Church" then arrives and tells "Latest Church" to do whatever he does that fixes everything, as "New New Church" will have done whatever "First Church" did, while "New Church" will have done whatever "Second Church" did, "Real/Yellow Church" then repaints his armor, frees Tex, possesses Lopez to use the lightening machine to "defuse the bomb", fails miserably, then gets flung back in time to the "Church Paradox" where, "New Church" is "Yellow Church", "New New Church" is "Second Church", "New New New Church" is "First Church" and "New New New New Church" is telling "Real/Latest Church" to do whatever he does that fixes everything. In short, Real Church will have had to do everything that all the Churchs did in order to become the Latest Church that joins the Reds & Blues as they get transported in time to the future... Because thats how time travel paradoxs work... You can't just skip steps, meaning that every Church in the Church Paradox is real because Church will have done everything they've done in order for him to create the Pardox in the first place. (Breath Out)