User blog comment:Western Gen/Speculations for Season 13/@comment-98.210.110.7-20150221042141

My idea for Tucker and Wash vs Locus and Felix (I know, it may sound like something Michael Bay would do. Don't judge.):

Wash and Tucker are seen by Felix and Locus

Felix: Oh ho ho! Look who it is! It's Tucker and Wash. (sarcastic) How nice to see you! Ready for an ass-kicking?

Tucker: I'm sorry, but if I don't recall, we kicked your ass. So what's it gonna be? Deja vu for you two?

Felix: Why you little --!!

Locus interupts

Locus: Felix, for the last time, shut up. You're voice is annoying as it is.

Felix: Hey!

Locus: Again, why do you help these people, Agent Washington? They're hardly considered actual soldiers. You're not going to get much out of them.

Wash: They're my friends. And you've seen their capabilities. They can do what you wouldn't expect. So drop this stupid "true soldier" bull crap.

Locus: This isn't what you call "bull crap". A true soldier --

Wash: Does it look like I give a damn?

Felix: Excuse me, but weren't we going to be, fighting here?

''Tucker and Felix charge towards each other. Tucker throws a fist towards Felix's face, while he blocks with both arms. Tucker then reaches for his DMR, and fires three shots towards Felix. Felix then goes for the Hardlight Shield, and deflects the shots.''

Tucker: God damn it! Man, I really do hate that thing.

Felix throws his knife at Tucker's abdomen, while a bullet strikes the knife, shattering the blade.

Tucker: Ha ha! Suck it!

Felix: Wha--?! How?!

Carolina, deactivates her cloaking mechanism and does a sweep kick at Felix's legs. Felix is on the ground

Felix: Wah! The hell? Who was that?

Carolina: Me, you little piece of shit.

Felix: Oh, hey, it's you again. Not that I'm happy to see you or anything.

Carolina points her magnum at Felix's face

Carolina: Stop talking.

Felix: Oh, by the way...

Felix fires a sticky grenade under Carolina.

Felix: ...think fast!

Explosion, and Carolina is lifted off her feet, and onto the ground

Felix: Man, can't believe she didn't realize that.

Tucker: Wow, you do talk a lot.

Felix: Grrr...

Tucker: And you're quite stupid. You didn't even consider I recorded you at that Radio Jammer.

Felix: Shut up.

Tucker: And you're a dick. You made a fake sob story about us. I gotta say, it wasn't even that good.

Felix: Shut up!

Tucker: Despite the Space Pirates, and Locus, you're really useless. What are you, the third wheel of the group?

Felix: SHUT UP!!!

Tucker: And one more thing, you never shut up.

Felix: Grrr... THAT'S IT!

''Felix throws himself onto Tucker and throws several punches onto his face, but Tucker blocks. A punch then cracks Tucker's visor. As Felix is about to throw the last punch, Tucker grabs his sword, and slices Felix's lower arm as he throws the punch. Felix stands up, then grabs his right arm, screaming.''

Felix: (screams in agony) SON OF A--

''Tucker kicks Felix in the stomach, where he stumbles. Tucker grabs a grenade, throws it at Felix, where Felix tries deflecting it with his shield, but nothing happens. Explosion, and Felix falls five feet back.''

Felix: What?! Where's my--

Tucker: Oh, were you looking for this? ''Shows device in Tucker's hand, then crushes it. Device then falls to the ground, sparking.''

Felix stands up, when Tucker throws several punches to Felix's face.

Tucker: This is for Cunningham! For Rogers! For our Lieutenants! For Kimball! For being a dick! But most importantly...

Tucker impales Felix with his Energy Sword.

Tucker: ...this is for me, and my FRIENDS!

Felix falls'' on the ground, lifelessly. Tucker grabs a Magnum, and fires at Felix's face several times.''

Tucker: Dickhead. Now, where's Wash?

''Scene changes to Wash being thrown on the ground, with Locus raising his SAW at him. Tucker grabs Carolina, who stands up, and grabs Felix's sticky detonator.''

Locus: You really did disappoint me, Agent Washington. Now, it's time for you to die.

Wash: Maybe. But I'm going out with a big bang.

Locus: 'Big bang'?

Wash: Now!

''Tucker fires sticky detonator at Locus's head. ''

Locus: Oh, son of a--

Big, red, splattery explosion.

Tucker: Dickheads 1 and 2 down.

Wash stands up.

Wash: Nice job. But next time, try to not blow up someone near me.

Tucker: Whoops. Sorry. Now where's everyone else?

Explosion heard in background

Wash, Tucker and Carolina: Caboose.

The three run towards everyone else, where there's a huge amount of dead Space Pirates.

Caboose: (emerges from cockpit of a tank) Hello!

Simmons: We're pretty much wrapped up here.

Caboose: I blew stuff up! Yay!

Simmons: Yes, they know. Hey, what about Felix and Locus?

Tucker: They're both d-e-a-d.

Sarge: How'd ya kill em'? They got them fancy thingamajiggys.

Tucker: One, my sword, and Two, Felix's detonator.

Grif: Wow. Talk about a big bang. Huh? Huh?

Everyone stares at Grif in silence.

Donut: So... now what?

Huge amounts of static in everyone's radios

Donut: My ears! My sensitive ears again!

Lopez: Hijo de puta! ¿Quién es el imbécil de hacer eso?

Caption: Son of a bitch! Who is the asshole doing that?

Malcolm Hargrove: Well done, everyone, You killed my top two mercenaries. I guess you might think of yourselves as big heroes.

Tucker: Damn right! We ridded this planet of your douches!

Malcolm Hargrove: Despite killing many of my Space Pirates, this is just the beginning.