Dick Simmons (Epsilon)

"Yea and what about me Blue Guy. Am I supposed to be different too? You know someone less nerdy or not lonely every second of the day?"-Simmons asking Church if hes different from his real world counterpart as well.

Private First Class Dick Simmons is a main character of Red vs. Blue: Season 9. Simmons is the nerd of the team just like his real world counterpart.

Role in Plot
Simmons first apears in Rounding Error where he is ordered by Donut to get on the missle turret of the Warthog. He fires at the Blues who are spying on the Red's modifications to their jeep. He is yelled at by Donut while firing or reloading the turret but Donut's yellings turn sexual and Simmons tells him enough is enough. When Church goes down to tell the Reds how their personalities are wrong from the real world counterparts Simmons makes a compromise between Church and Donut of for 1 shot by Donut Church gets five minutes to talk. Simmons questions Church on how he is different to which Church responds that he is pretty much spot on depressing Simmons. After Church limps away Sarge and Simmons begin to talk about if what Church said was true with Simmons saying "Hard to say sir, he was talking nonsense but he sounded so sure of himself."

Trivia

 * Simmons is the only character to have the same personality as his real world counterpart.