User blog comment:Western Gen/Speculations for Season 13/@comment-4503464-20150306213437/@comment-24435635-20150315051958

Say the original Church and Tex got turned into ghosts.

Also the BGC and their lt's and pvt got captured

ALSO Epsilon got trapped in a computer

AALLSSOO a paranoid merc put a ghost catcher on the base

AAALLLSSSOOO the aforementioned Church and Tex got caught and were trapped in the aforementioned merc's extreamly less secure laptop, invaded the mainframe and the aforementioned Church figured out how to re-integrate fragments into him and absorbes Epsilon so he is up to speed on his friend's(and Carolina's) crazy lives adn after a whole lot of backstory and ass-kicking everyone lives happily everafter adn church kills Caboose.